Total number of completed stories: 48 (39 on lj, 6 on ao3, 3 on a sock)
Total word count: 172,444 words
Chronological breakdown:
january
fool for love - exo; chanyeol/d.o (for
sncj_santa)
slice-of-life, romance | pg13 | college au. chanyeol never thought he'd be the type to read cosmo cover to cover, but here he is.
everything happens for a reason - exo; d.o/lu han (for
sncj_santa)
au, romance | pg13 | go on blind dates, they said. it will be fun, they said. a young professionals au.
fix this hand in hand - exo; lay/xiumin (for
sncj_santa)
au, action, mild romance | pg13 | some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. zhang yixing doesn't want any of it, least of all the responsibility. mutant/mama au, ft. a large helping of lu han.
nut up or shut up - exo; baekhyun/d.o
pwp | nc17 | your typical birthday porn.
where the heart is - exo; baekhyun/kai (for
thebaekfest)
au, romance, fluff | pg13 | the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. or: baekhyun's not so into cakes, but he's really into the guy who helps sell the cakes. k-arts/bakery au.
you always hurt the one you love - exo; baekhyun/kai
au, romance, angst | nc17 | it's not jongin's fault he wants something baekhyun can't offer him. college au.
february
kiss me, kill me - exo; baekhyun/chanyeol (for
exoforsichuan)
au, action, romance | nc17 | baekhyun kills people for pay. chanyeol's a data analyst with the fbi. they make it work.
risk and reward - big bang/2ne1; seungri/dara (for
kpopv)
pwp | nc17 | she leads and he follows. set in 2009.
the wasp on the length of my arm - exo; chanyeol/d.o (for
kpopv)
au, slice-of-life | pg13 | sleepovers and found families. hs au.
a little bit tower of pisa whenever i see you - shinee/exo; taemin/kai (for
kpopv)
au, slice-of-life | pg13 | kai's a rising actor; taemin is his thrill-seeking stunt double.
baby, i'll take you there - exo; baekhyun/always-a-girl chanyeol (for
kpopv)
au, pwp | nc17 | best friends losing their virginity to one another. hs au.
please don't slow me down if i'm going too fast - exo; baekhyun/d.o (for
exorelieffund)
pwp | nc17 | canon porn. based on
this, derailed from there.
march
ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space - exo; baekhyun/chanyeol (for
exoforsichuan)
au, sci-fi | nc17 | picking up a hitchhiker turns out to be one of the best decisions baekhyun's ever made. space au, tentacle porn.
across the universe - exo; baekhyun/chanyeol (for
exoforsichuan)
au, sci-fi, slice-of-life | nc17 | honestly, baekhyun likes kids, but he also considers them one of nature's most effective forms of STD. space au, mpreg.
april
not great, admittedly - exo; baekhyun/d.o
au, crack | pg13 | it takes a village to run a presidential campaign. also, sex, apparently. vaguely a veep au.
may
hey there, mr. blue sky - shinee/exo; taemin/kai (for
exorelieffund)
au, romance | nc17 | flight attendants au ft. spontaneous telepathic mindbonding.
baby, you're a perfect ten - exo; baekhyun/everyone
pwp | nc17 | it's baekhyun's birthday; ergo, gangbang.
dress-up doll - exo; baekhyun/chanyeol (for
exok_ink)
au, mild romance, pwp | nc17 | on slow days, chanyeol likes wearing something a little more risqué.
room for two - exo; chanyeol/kai (for
exok_ink)
mild romance, pwp | nc17 | a roommate house party means chanyeol has to play the gracious host, but he can't help it if he's more preoccupied with jongin.
learning from the best - exo; chanyeol/shin sungwoo (of roommate)
pwp | nc17 | set after chanyeol visits sungwoo's three musketeers wrap party during roommate episode 4.
june
passing the torch - exo; baekhyun/lay
pwp | nc17 | baekhyun and yixing write queer lit for a living and meet at the yearly awards ceremony.
july
house pet - exo; chanyeol/lee dongwook (of roommate)
pwp | nc17 | throwaway porn, mostly because of
this.
wake up call - exo; chanyeol/shin sungwoo (of roommate)
pwp | nc17 | sequel of sorts to
this, gratuitous sleepy morning sex ft. pcy and ssw. inspired by
this and
this.
swan prince - exo; kai/lee jaewoo
pwp, mild romance | nc17 | kai/ballerino hyung aka lee jaewoo. inspired by kai's photoshoot for the celebrity.
sibling rivalry - exo; chanyeol/d.o/yura
pwp, mild romance | nc17 | chanyeol and yura swap bodies on occasion. it isn't really a big deal to kyungsoo, until suddenly it is.
covert affairs - exo/snsd; baekhyun/taeyeon
pwp | nc17 | car sex. that's it, that's the fic.
quid bro quo - exo; baekhyun/chanyeol ft. lu han
pwp | nc17 | american frat au. baekyeol nipple kink inspired by
this gif. ft. voyeur lu han.
the smash brothers - exo; baekhyun/chen
au, romance, slice-of-life | nc17 | chinguline gaming au. everyone plays competitive super smash brothers melee! based on
this documentary.
august
you are what you eat - exo; baekhyun/chen
au, mild romance | nc17 |
mokbang celebrities au. chanyeol helps baekhyun moonlight as a connoisseur of outlandish foods. being called bug boy is like primary school all over again, but at least he gets a new friend out of it.
lean on me - exo; baekhyun/kai (for
perfectedart)
au, romance, slice-of-life | nc17 | finally meeting baekhyun in the flesh is good in some ways and better in others. snapshots of a "long-distance boyfriends turned cohabitants" au.
september
even though i walk through the valley - exo; d.o-centric, chinguline ot4 (for
chinguline)
au, fantasy, slice-of-life | nc17 | no normal person could possibly handle three demons out for a piece of his soul. then again, young master do isn't exactly normal.
jongdae kim and the case of the purloined poodle - exo; chen-centric, chinguline ot4 (with
michaelwesten, for
chinguline)
au, slice-of-life | pg13 | your local small town high school isn't exactly a hub of crime, but jongdae and his friends get by. teenage detectives au.
the irresistible force paradox - exo; chanyeol/d.o, baekhyun/chen (for
chinguline)
au, romance, slice-of-life | r | chanyeol gets a new editor. it takes him a while to adjust. manhwa artist au.
october
making history (the awards season remix) - exo; chen/lay (a remix of
swabluu's
nothing's impossible, for
kpop_ficmix)
au, slice-of-life | pg13 | jongdae wins a grammy. when he ducks into the pressroom, yixing is still standing at the podium cradling his.
操你妈 - exo; baekhyun/tao(/lay)
au, slice-of-life pwp | nc17 | yixing has a hard time getting chinese into baekhyun's head and enlists tao's help. college tutor au.
blanket hog - exo; baekhyun/lay
pwp | nc17 | pointless fluff.
december
all the things i never knew - ikon; b.i/jinhwan
romance, mild humor | pg13 | hanbin starts having dreams about jinhwan. it's only a problem because hanbin makes it one.
build me up (break me down) - ikon; bobby-centric, b.i/bobby/jinhwan
pwp | nc17 | four times bobby jerked it while a bandmate was in the room, and one time they actually helped him out.
it's all relative - ikon; b.i/bobby/jinhwan
slice-of-life, mild romance, pwp | nc17 | five articles of clothing jinhwan pilfered from double b (and five they took off him).
when i am with you (there's no place i'd rather be) - the 100; clarke/raven (for
yuletide)
slice-of-life, au | pg13 | raven isn't a huge fan of relying on other people. clarke makes herself the exception. mutant/superpower AU.
borne back ceaselessly - attack the block; gen (for
yuletide)
slice-of-life | pg13 | five indiscriminate pieces of the past.
to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield - saga; prince robot-centric (for
yuletide)
slice-of-life | pg13 | five times iv left someone who loved him behind, and one time someone left him.
origin stories - how to get away with murder; connor-centric (for
yuletide)
slice-of-life | nc17 | migraines might get in the way of casual sex, but never ambition.
cracker snap(chat)s - selfie; eliza/henry (for
yuletide)
slice-of-life, romance | pg13 | kinderkare pharmaceutical's 2014 new years' eve party really is one for the books. it's too bad eliza can barely remember any of it, especially the part that matters most.
do androids dream of electric sheep? - selfie; eliza & henry (for
yuletide)
au, slice-of-life | pg13 | robot au.
Overall Thoughts:
Looking back, did you write more fic than you thought you would this year, less, or about what you'd predicted? i def knew i wouldn't write as much as i did last year because last year was literally insane but 170k is still a bit more than i expected? certainly nothing to sneeze at. i guess doing exchanges all year both burned me out but also kept me writing, so idk if it was a gift or a curse.
What pairing/genre/fandom did you write that you would never have predicted in January? lmao why did i regress back to yg trash i swear to god
What's your own favorite story of the year? I REALLY LIKED WRITING THE TENTACLE PORN, sue me. it has everything i like! sex! space! baekhyun!
Did you take any writing risks this year? ... tentacle porn??? jk lmao uh stylistically not really, i guess (like last year) there were longer stories where i jumped around between the past and the present but otherwise everything else was pretty par for the course. ACTUALLY WAIT!! i finally collaborated with another author on a story that wasn't chatfic and it was very fun, i would totally like to do it again :>
Do you have any fanfic or profic goals for the new year? keep writing! maybe not do so many exchanges this year so i can write the things i want to write and not have to freak out over looming deadlines! STOP TAKING PINCH HITS FOR GOD'S SAKE
From my past year of writing, what was...
My best story of this year: i hate this question, esp. bc 90% of the stories i write are always useless porn, but the one i'm most satisfied with is probably
the chinguline smash brothers au.
My most popular story of this year: ....... the tentacle porn....
Story of mine most under-appreciated by the universe, in my opinion: MAN i really like how
the saga story turned out but it's not a big fandom and idt it really occurs to people to seek out fic for it? I REALLY LOVE IT A LOT THOUGH!!!
Most fun story to write:
THE BAEKSOO VEEP AU i love writing about people being assholes
Story with the single sexiest moment: lmao i can't answer this everything is sexy
Most "holy crap, that's wrong, even for you" story: HONESTLY I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE IT UP TO
THE CHANYEOL/KYUNGSOO/YURA sorry tentacle porn you were a close second
Story that shifted my own perceptions of the characters: a lot of the ikon fic i wrote in december did this, but that's probably because every time i get fannishly active in a new fandom the first stories i write kind of help cement what certain characters' personalities are like. which doesn't necessarily mean perception shifts per se... more like character cohesion i guess?
Hardest story to write: for sure
the taekai flight attendants au, i worked on that one for so long that i hated it by the end u__u
Biggest disappointment: THAT I DIDN'T FINISH MY LAST EXORELIEFFUND STORY!!! WAIT FOR ME 2015
Biggest surprise: that people apart from koze liked the tentacle porn so much
Most unintentionally telling story: i'm tempted to put the tentacle porn for this too but that would be too much, lmao. maybe all the ikon ot3 fic i've written because it's the first time i've ever shipped a poly ship so intensely/as my fandom otp and IT'S BEEN REALLY GREAT SO FAR *clinks champagne glass*
Favorite Opening Line(s):
For as long as Kyungsoo can remember, there have been demons living in the Do household. (
x)
Like most things, it begins with Chanyeol making fun of his face. (
x)
On the escalator down to the gate, Baekhyun leans over his shoulder and murmurs, so dry and casual that he could be discussing the color of Jongin's shoes: "I really, really need you to fuck me." (
x)
Favorite Closing Line(s): (WHY DO ALL OF MY ENDINGS SUCK)
"It was the power trip," Kyungsoo says, and pushes Baekhyun's head down so hard he gags. (
x)
I refuse to let you publish this, Chanyeol.
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ come on not even an omake???? i made u look so cute :D (
x)
Favorite 5 Line(s) from Anywhere:
The Venerable Crown Prince III, Duke of the Binaries and Count of the Isle of G.I.F, beloved by his family and champion of his people, goes brain dead three days later. IV does not attend the funeral. (
x)
Migraines might get in the way of casual sex, but never ambition. (
x)
Top 5 Scenes from Anywhere You Would Choose to Have Illustrated:
- the tentacle porn [wmyb_laugh.mp3]
- anything from the saga story, mostly because i'd do anything for more saga-related art
- anything from the clarke/raven superhero au!!! because ~superheroes~
- kyungsoo summoning beagleline demons
Fic-writing goals for 2014: focus on things i want to write apart from obligations like exchanges! successfully complete my valentine's advent... try to write something original (s2b2 i'm looking @ u) because the last time i tried that was in like 2013 and it's high time to try again (ง •̀‿•́)ง
AND NOW I'M GOING TO STOP BEING A DICK AND RESPOND TO EVERYONE'S REALLY LOVELY REALLY GENEROUS COMMENTS >333< HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!