[ficlet] picasso's children
Title: picasso's children
Pairing: ot5, really
Rating: G
Genre: crack, gen, humor
Author: gdgdbaby
Notes: inspired by this and this. omg why is bb so lulzy and great idek haha. cross-posted at bigbang_fanfic & yokshim.
Seunghyun's not sure he hears them right when they tell them to pick up the pens and start drawing. He stares blankly at the sheet of paper in front of him, then across the table at the pile of assorted markers.
"I really," Seungri begins in Korean, "really hate Japanese hosts."
"Hey," Youngbae warns, knocking him on the head. "Keep it down, there are translators everywhere."
Daesung starts hoarding all the bright colors until Seunghyun pokes him hard enough to make him give them up. Jiyong doesn't talk, just cracks his knuckles, picks up a dark Magic Marker and gets to work.
Five minutes later, the little Japanese lady, all big eyes and shiny, white teeth, collects their papers. Jiyong holds on until the last minute, sticking his tongue out as he adds final flourishes to what's likely to already be perfection. His is revealed first, to much ooh-ing and ahh-ing of the masses. Seungri seems pleased with the extra hearts added to the page, and Jiyong sits back, smiling like a satisfied cat.
Everything quickly degenerates from there. Seunghyun chokes on his water at Seungri's own drawing of himself. "You look like you have a bird's nest on your head," he points out, and Seungri elbows a translator noona before she can tell the non-Koreans what he said. Youngbae's doodle makes him look like some sort of street thug, which, admittedly, Seungri probably has no problem with. Seunghyun's is surprisingly voted the most realistic, and then everyone turns their attention to the final piece of sketch paper.
"Daesung," Youngbae says after a moment. "That doesn't even look like a person." Daesung beams anyway, and picks up a blue pen, back straight with rapt attention to whatever comes out of the host's mouth next.
"Jiyong, draw Jiyong," a translator finally says, and their leader surveys the others dubiously.
"What?" Youngbae says, acting innocent. "Stop gawking. There're only five minutes, start drawing." Jiyong watches Seungri reach for the purple with moderate alarm.
Seunghyun licks his lips in concentration, uncapping a black pen. "Don't worry, Jiyong, we'll make you look fine."
Jiyong's mouth is pressed into a thin line when they're all done, and insists that his self-portrait is shown first. There are more exclamations over his talent, and Jiyong is slightly mollified by the translated compliments from the Japanese staff that are streaming his way.
His expression turns sour again when Seungri smirks and pulls out his completed picture.
"I'm not always like that!" he complains loudly, to which Youngbae deadpans, "Yes, actually, you are."
Before Jiyong can say anything else, Seunghyun makes a hasty rescue and shoves his own paper under Jiyong's nose. "Look, here's mine." The host's mouth forms a neat 'o' and Seunghyun smiles politely, answers her questions about why he drew him that way, what Jiyong's doing in the drawing.
Eyes roll at Youngbae's depiction of his face, and Seunghyun comments that Jiyong's bangs could be rivulets of blood instead (to Jiyong's general displeasure).
And then Daesung, oh ridiculous Daesung, is holding his masterpiece high up in proud display, and jaws are dropping and Jiyong looks like an animal has crawled in his mouth and died. Youngbae coughs into an amused palm and Daesung's falling off his chair with laughter at their reactions.
This kind of art is really not meant for them (except maybe Jiyong, but Jiyong, it seems, is good at any kind of artistic expression). The translators grin and shake their heads, and manager-sshi pats maknae on the arm, calls them all Picasso's children. Seunghyun groans and starts banging his head on the table.
A/N: oh man the results of procrastinating on an ap physics practice test sdfgsdf. at three in the morning. fuck my life lol ;__; in other news, i'll try my best to respond to comments on i am a rockstar & all the king's horses asap ♥ sorry for being so neglectful sdgfsdf.
edit; oh yeah! merry christmas everyone~~ :Db
Pairing: ot5, really
Rating: G
Genre: crack, gen, humor
Author: gdgdbaby
Notes: inspired by this and this. omg why is bb so lulzy and great idek haha. cross-posted at bigbang_fanfic & yokshim.
Seunghyun's not sure he hears them right when they tell them to pick up the pens and start drawing. He stares blankly at the sheet of paper in front of him, then across the table at the pile of assorted markers.
"I really," Seungri begins in Korean, "really hate Japanese hosts."
"Hey," Youngbae warns, knocking him on the head. "Keep it down, there are translators everywhere."
Daesung starts hoarding all the bright colors until Seunghyun pokes him hard enough to make him give them up. Jiyong doesn't talk, just cracks his knuckles, picks up a dark Magic Marker and gets to work.
Five minutes later, the little Japanese lady, all big eyes and shiny, white teeth, collects their papers. Jiyong holds on until the last minute, sticking his tongue out as he adds final flourishes to what's likely to already be perfection. His is revealed first, to much ooh-ing and ahh-ing of the masses. Seungri seems pleased with the extra hearts added to the page, and Jiyong sits back, smiling like a satisfied cat.
Everything quickly degenerates from there. Seunghyun chokes on his water at Seungri's own drawing of himself. "You look like you have a bird's nest on your head," he points out, and Seungri elbows a translator noona before she can tell the non-Koreans what he said. Youngbae's doodle makes him look like some sort of street thug, which, admittedly, Seungri probably has no problem with. Seunghyun's is surprisingly voted the most realistic, and then everyone turns their attention to the final piece of sketch paper.
"Daesung," Youngbae says after a moment. "That doesn't even look like a person." Daesung beams anyway, and picks up a blue pen, back straight with rapt attention to whatever comes out of the host's mouth next.
"Jiyong, draw Jiyong," a translator finally says, and their leader surveys the others dubiously.
"What?" Youngbae says, acting innocent. "Stop gawking. There're only five minutes, start drawing." Jiyong watches Seungri reach for the purple with moderate alarm.
Seunghyun licks his lips in concentration, uncapping a black pen. "Don't worry, Jiyong, we'll make you look fine."
Jiyong's mouth is pressed into a thin line when they're all done, and insists that his self-portrait is shown first. There are more exclamations over his talent, and Jiyong is slightly mollified by the translated compliments from the Japanese staff that are streaming his way.
His expression turns sour again when Seungri smirks and pulls out his completed picture.
"I'm not always like that!" he complains loudly, to which Youngbae deadpans, "Yes, actually, you are."
Before Jiyong can say anything else, Seunghyun makes a hasty rescue and shoves his own paper under Jiyong's nose. "Look, here's mine." The host's mouth forms a neat 'o' and Seunghyun smiles politely, answers her questions about why he drew him that way, what Jiyong's doing in the drawing.
Eyes roll at Youngbae's depiction of his face, and Seunghyun comments that Jiyong's bangs could be rivulets of blood instead (to Jiyong's general displeasure).
And then Daesung, oh ridiculous Daesung, is holding his masterpiece high up in proud display, and jaws are dropping and Jiyong looks like an animal has crawled in his mouth and died. Youngbae coughs into an amused palm and Daesung's falling off his chair with laughter at their reactions.
This kind of art is really not meant for them (except maybe Jiyong, but Jiyong, it seems, is good at any kind of artistic expression). The translators grin and shake their heads, and manager-sshi pats maknae on the arm, calls them all Picasso's children. Seunghyun groans and starts banging his head on the table.
A/N: oh man the results of procrastinating on an ap physics practice test sdfgsdf. at three in the morning. fuck my life lol ;__; in other news, i'll try my best to respond to comments on i am a rockstar & all the king's horses asap ♥ sorry for being so neglectful sdgfsdf.
edit; oh yeah! merry christmas everyone~~ :Db