really, really long meme
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now. (obvious)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books. (I don't like reading books and not owning them)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (um, really, has anyone not?)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
✓ I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
✓ I need/want money right now.
× I love sushi. (unless by "love" you mean "hate")
× I talk really, really fast.
× I have fresh breath in the morning. (Is dragonbreath fresh?)
× I have long hair. (used to)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (not in vegas)
✓ I have at least one sibling. (only 1)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
✓ I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look.
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
✓ I am usually pessimistic. (although I think it's not so much pessimistic as "realistic")
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (note: this does not mean i think spreading disease or cheating is right. this opinion is based on my basic beleif that anyone should be free to do anything they choose so long as doing so does not hurt another human being.)
× I slept with a roommate.
✓ I have a hidden talent. (well, it wouldn't be "hidden" if i showed it, would it?)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (although sometimes it doesn't seem like it)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Not "obsessed")
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I like my mom)
✓ I have a mobile phone. (couldn't live without it)
✓ I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. ("passed out drunk" does not mean "passed out from drinking")
✓ I've rejected someone before. (Sonya, in HS... just didn't feel it at all)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
✓ I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (not much though)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (everyone always does)
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (at least, i used to be... i think i still kind of am)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (without a devoted highspeed, kinda difficult)
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before.
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie. (don't own it, but seen it enough times)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music. (it's my most common music to listen to)
✓ I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (in some things, not everything)
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (as if i could)
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Halloween used to be my favorite holiday... may still be, although xmas and)
✓ I have dated a close friend's ex. (i think dan counts as a close friend)
✓ I am happy at this moment. (despite drama and loss, I do have a pretty good life)
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican. (used to identify as such... hate a lot of what they've done lately, and now my veiws align much more along "socialist/democrat")
✓ I don't even know what I am. (Does anyone really KNOW?)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (doesn't matter to me)
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (didn't used to....)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car. (CAN.... might not run afterward)
× I love my job(s).
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced. (not even that)
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can.
✓ I have jumped off a bridge. (it wasn't very high)
✓ I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (that'd be kinda silly)
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (well, maybe "proficient" is a bit of an exageration)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
✓ I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people. (probably the "wrong" people, not the worst)
✓ I adore bright colours. (just not as clothing)
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle. (didn't learn until i was like 19)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (how many people have not really ridden a horse?)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
✓ I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (there are people I might want to, but it's against my morals to harm other people intentially)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (don't like most wine)
× I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (i loved my stuffed animals as a kid)
✓ If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony. (i prefer nudity... and it doesn't affect me to see others nude)
× I have terrible teeth. (thank you stupid mouth peice)
✓ I hate my toes. (they're all hairy with icky nails)
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (i'm not really big on the internet thing)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (mentally speaking that is, physically i suck)
× I love hugs more than kisses. (i like hugs, but kisses mean much more to me)
✓ I want to own my own business. (idly, not an active dream)
× I smoke.
✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. (poorly worded... but yes, i spend more time on the compy than i should)
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (though by comparison i sometimes seem it)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (didn't used to, i kind of like it now)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before. (always wanted to)
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (don't disbeleive either)
× I can't stand being alone. (i can stand it, don't like it)
✓ I have at least one obsession at any given time. (i think so, most of the time)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (I HAVE done so... but this seems to be like a "i do this regularly thing")
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole. (I try very very very hard not to be judgmental at all, to be as fair as possible and see all sides)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
× I have travelled on more than one continent.
✓ I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (sometimes he's annoying and overbearing)
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (pero mi espanol es muy mal.)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (if i'm tired enough)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (usually)
× I like reading fact more than fiction. (really really prefer fiction)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (all the time)
✓ I have no piercings.
✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it. (i ask myself this regularly, as part of agnosticism for me)
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (not a dog i can't get along with)
✓ I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (love it, actually)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
✓ I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
✓ I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (i'm a guy, it doesn't mean anything)
✓ I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. (what? girls have it easier, as far as I can see. they disagree)
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (i'm not ashamed of it, i just know that letting it out openly could make my life a lot harder pointlessly... although i guess it may not be pointless anymore)
✓ I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk. (love it)
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (photos and a ring)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (i like my hair, usually)
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
× I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (used to... would like to again... miss it)
✓ I love to sing. (but i'm not good at it)
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
✓ I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
✓ I enjoy burritos. (love 'em)
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (well, part)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (i like red hair, but love any dark hair)
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (HA
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✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (I like to, but don't get to)
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself.
× I wish I was more open-minded. (i think i'm very open minded)
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
✓ I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
✓ I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
✓ Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. (well, attention is taken off)
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (most of my LJ friends are my real ones)
× I can only hate someone that I love. (but i recognize that they are not opposites)
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.