Eating toothpaste SUX !!!

Aug 22, 2005 10:04

PPL who feed drunken retards ( ummmm....me) toothpaste will get what is coming to them ...later. Later because after the hangover went away the migraine set in and just to make it a lil more special throw in the general wrongedness of all the junk I ate. Just in case you're wondering I did not pray to one of the lesser deities in my somewhat messed up belief system.

However my favorite god did touch me that night....we shall call him Denial( supreme ruler of much badness with a minor responsibility of granting the consumers alcohol with blackouts). I must have blacked out for 5 min or so cause I do not remember eating the toothpaste .IF I ever slip castor oil into anyones magic brownies in the furure you can be sure I will deny it and smirk }:-P .
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