The Grand Chatfic Dump Part VIII
More Poke!verse!
Poke!verse Chatfic Part III:
This started as I was talking about signing up for NaNoWriMo. This one is only sort of Poke!verse.
Awkward Turtle (1:50:21 PM): Though I did consider just doing multiple one-shots to hit the word count, but that might drive me nuts
Sarah (1:51:45 PM): Lol you'd have to come up with so many ideas. XD
Awkward Turtle (1:53:16 PM): I know. O.o And sometimes I get bored of those ideas and stop writing them, or they can't go where I need them to go because PETE WENTZ AND PATRICK STUMP ARE BOTH STUBBORN LITTLE BITCHES and yeah...
Sarah (1:54:09 PM): YOU NEED TO WHIP THEM INTO SUBMISSION!
Awkward Turtle (1:54:24 PM): PETE WOULD LIKE IT TOO MUCH
Sarah (1:55:26 PM): TRUE. WE MUST THINK OF OTHERS WAYS TO KEEP THEM IN LINE!
Awkward Turtle (1:55:47 PM): BLEACH HIS HOODIES. AND STEAL PATRICK'S HATS.
Sarah (1:56:31 PM): THERE YOU GO! AND GIVE THEM BORNING SHOES FROM KMART!
Awkward Turtle (1:56:48 PM): OH THE HUMANITY
Awkward Turtle (1:57:12 PM): THOUGH HURTING PATRICK MAKES MY SOUL HURT
Sarah (1:57:39 PM): MINE TOO. =T_T=
Awkward Turtle (1:58:20 PM): POOR BB. *cradles Patrick*
Sarah (1:58:52 PM): WE STILL LOVE YOU!
Awkward Turtle (2:00:16 PM): ALWAYS AND FOREVER
Sarah (2:11:28 PM): So maybe we can let Patrick keep his awesome footwear.
Awkward Turtle (2:14:23 PM): Of course. And maybe one hat
Awkward Turtle (2:14:34 PM): But like, a really embarrassing one
Sarah (2:15:03 PM): Sexy Grandma?
Awkward Turtle (2:15:23 PM): I <3 cougars
Sarah (2:15:49 PM): *gigglesnorts*
Awkward Turtle (2:16:01 PM): Then there would be more torture for Pete because Patrick would keep getting hit on by old women
Sarah (2:17:10 PM): And he keeps having to scream, "He's gay! I fucked him last night!"
Awkward Turtle (2:18:32 PM): But that doesn't work because A. the women think he's just jealous that they're hitting on Patrick and B. Patrick gets mad for screaming about their sex life in public again. This time sober.
Sarah (2:20:21 PM): So Patrick just goes off to hide while Pete and the crazy cougar lady get into a screaming match.
Awkward Turtle (2:21:41 PM): Which pisses the cougar off because Pete scared off "her man" and Pete gets pissed because Patrick is so not hers and they get into a catfight.
Sarah (2:23:48 PM): There was hair pulling and everything! It took several people to pull them apart.
Awkward Turtle (2:24:31 PM): Pete had scratch marks across his cheek for weeks
Sarah (2:25:58 PM): And Patrick would just glare at Pete and tells him he got what he deserves for getting into a bar fight.
Awkward Turtle (2:27:32 PM): Pete is deeply disappointed because he wanted Patrick to sympatize and hold an icepack to his face like other people in true love do
Sarah (2:29:40 PM): Patrick rolls his eye and grabs an icepack from the freezer and holds it to Pete's cheek.
Awkward Turtle (2:31:09 PM): Pete smiles contentedly and leans into the icepack, even though his cheek is going numb
Sarah (2:32:53 PM): Patrick warns Pete not to get into a bar fight again. It's not like he is going to leave him for a cougar.
Awkward Turtle (2:34:36 PM): "They seem to like you a lot, though," Pete points out, pulling at the brim of Patrick's hat. "And you gave that last one look you gave me when we met."
Awkward Turtle (2:34:46 PM): "That was annoyance, Pete."
Sarah (2:36:18 PM): "Annoyance with a hint of budding romance and amazing sex!" Pete wraps his arms tightly around Patrick's waist.
Awkward Turtle (2:39:43 PM): "No, just annoyance," Patrick insists, leaning into Pete's arms to rest his head on his shoulder. "You called my sweater ugly."
Sarah (2:42:47 PM): "It was." Pete kisses the top of Patrick's head. "But now I find it so ugly that it is cute."
Awkward Turtle (2:43:29 PM): "I like that sweater," Patrick mumbles into Pete's hoodie
Sarah (2:44:58 PM): "I know you do." Pete pulls Patrick into his lap. "I'm sorry about starting the bar fight."
Awkward Turtle (2:46:09 PM): Patrick sighs. "It's okay, I guess. I know you had good intentions. Just don't do it again."
Sarah (2:48:05 PM): "I won't." Pete squeezes Patrick's hips. "We should probably get to bed. The ferry leaves early tomorrow."
Awkward Turtle (2:49:06 PM): Patrick hums in agreement, but makes no effort to move.
Sarah (2:50:09 PM): Pete falls back onto the bed and takes Patrick with him.
Awkward Turtle (2:51:47 PM): Patrick protests and struggles a little bit, but eventually accepts his fate when Pete leans forward and kisses him
Sarah (2:54:29 PM): Pete pulls away and rolls over so that he is on top of Patrick. He pins both of Patrick's arms above his head and kisses him roughly.
Awkward Turtle (2:56:01 PM): "This is not exactly 'getting to bed', Pete," Patrick said between kisses, but he was lifting his head to catch each one.
Sarah (2:57:49 PM): Pete grinds their hips together. "Yeah, I know. I just can't help myself."
Awkward Turtle (2:58:31 PM): Patrick groans. "I bet you tell that to all the boys."
Sarah (3:00:35 PM): "Nope. Just you Lunchbox." Pete licks his way into Patrick's mouth. "Just you."
Awkward Turtle (3:02:25 PM): Patrick sighs into his mouth in reply and rocks his hips up to meet Pete's.
Sarah (3:04:52 PM): Pete lets one of his hands sneak under Patrick's shirt and rubs his thumb across a nipple.
Awkward Turtle (3:05:39 PM): Patrick gasped. "God, Pete, please."
Sarah (3:07:13 PM): Pete bites down on Patrick's collar bone. "Tell me what you want."
Awkward Turtle (3:09:33 PM): "I don't care," Patrick replied, "Just do something!"
Sarah (3:14:10 PM): Pete sucks on Patrick's throat while his free hand slide's down to Patrick's belt buckle.
Awkward Turtle (3:17:30 PM): Patrick brings his hands up to Pete's face as he worked at his buckle, causing him to wince as Patrick fingers ran over the scratches. "Sorry," Patrick muttered, settling for threading his fingers through Pete's hair
Sarah (3:24:14 PM): "It's okay." Pete kisses Patrick’s stomach. "It only hurt a little." He tugs Patrick's pants off along with his boxers.
Awkward Turtle (3:26:38 PM): "Yeah, but I--" Patrick started before forgetting what they were talking about as he felt Pete's warm breath on his dick.
Sarah (3:28:11 PM): "Don't worry about it." Pete flicks his tongue across the head.
Awkward Turtle (3:29:37 PM): Patrick gripped Pete's hair harder, bucking his hips in surprise.
Sarah (3:30:33 PM): Pete takes the hint and let's Patrick's dick slide into his mouth.
Awkward Turtle (3:33:46 PM): Patrick moans loudly as Pete's mouth slid all the way down, his throat catching as Patrick's cock bumped the back of it. Pete retreated a little, then went back down.
Sarah (3:48:45 PM): Patrick tried not to buck his forward when Pete started to bob his head faster. "Fuck, Pete."
Awkward Turtle (3:58:55 PM): Pete mentally smiled at the long groan Patrick makes when he hollowed out his cheeks before Patrick tugged urgently at his hair.
Sarah (4:01:45 PM): Patrick whimpers at the loss of Pete mouth. "Okay." He pants. "Fuck me. Please."
Awkward Turtle (4:02:54 PM): Pete grinned for real this time as he rolled away to grab the lube.
Sarah (4:05:35 PM): Patrick rolls onto his stomach and sticks his ass up in the air.
Awkward Turtle (4:07:33 PM): Pete kisses the base of Patrick's spine as he slicks up his fingers.
Sarah (4:10:27 PM): Patrick moans and buries his face into a pillow as Pete inserts the first finger.
Awkward Turtle (4:12:19 PM): Pete twists the finger, trying not to get over-eager and add another too fast.
Sarah (4:13:22 PM): "Go ahead." Patrick mumbles. "You can add another."
Awkward Turtle (4:16:06 PM): "Don't wanna hurt you," he muttered into Patrick's skin, but works another finger in anyway.
Sarah (4:24:10 PM): "I'd tell you to stop." Patrick moans and rocks his hips back. "I'm fine."
Awkward Turtle (4:26:07 PM): Pete scissors his fingers. "I know."
Sarah (4:28:54 PM): Patrick lets out tiny breathy moans. He curls his fingers into the sheets and practically screams when Pete hits his prostate.
Awkward Turtle (4:31:48 PM): Pete moves to three fingers presses in, hitting the same spot as before until Patrick is rocking back into his fingers and whimpering.
Sarah (4:33:58 PM): "Pete please." He begs. "I'm ready." Patrick rocks back harder onto Pete's fingers. "Fuck I'm ready!"
Awkward Turtle (4:38:18 PM): Pete pulls his fingers out and unbuttons his jeans with his clean hand, wiggling out of his over-tight pants. After getting them off and a brief victory dance cut short by Patrick's impatient noises, he slicks himself up.
Sarah (4:40:36 PM): "Fucking finally." Patrick moans after Pete slides in. "Now move." He jerks his hips back and takes Pete in the rest of the way.
Awkward Turtle (4:43:28 PM): Pete pulls back and rocks into Patrick gently, attempting to get the right angle.
Sarah (4:45:20 PM): Patrick moans and moves up the his elbows. "Fuck Pete." He tosses his head back when Pete finally hits the right spot.
Awkward Turtle (4:49:40 PM): Pete grits his teeth and thrusts in harder, clinging to Patrick's hips too hard and not hard enough.
Sarah (4:52:32 PM): Patrick rolls his hips back meeting Pete thrust for thrust. "Just a little harder please." He moans.
Awkward Turtle (4:54:58 PM): "Fuck," Pete replies, slamming into Patrick with all he has. "God, Patrick."
Sarah (4:57:31 PM): *Patrick's moans get louder and louder as Pete continues to fuck harder into his prostate. "So close. So fucking close."
Awkward Turtle (4:59:07 PM): Pete grabs Patrick's cock, pumping it in time with his hips. "Do it, Patrick," he growls. "Come on."
Sarah (5:00:59 PM): Patrick comes hot into Pete's hand after a few more strokes. He curls his fingers in the sheets and rides out his orgasm.
Awkward Turtle (5:02:58 PM): Pete bites Patrick's shoulder, fucking him through his orgasm and moaning shamelessly as Patrick clenches around him.
Sarah (5:04:26 PM): "Come on Pete." Patrick leans up and wraps his arms around Pete's neck. "Come on."
Awkward Turtle (5:07:39 PM): Pete slams into him once more before shuttering and coming deep inside him, letting out a noise halfway between a wimper and a throaty moan.
Sarah (5:14:37 PM): Patrick rides out Pete's orgasm and hugs him close.
Awkward Turtle (5:16:43 PM): Pete goes limp over Patrick, staying there for a long while.
Sarah (5:22:23 PM): "We should actually go to sleep now." He chuckles. "We'll have to get up earlier to shower."
Awkward Turtle (5:25:17 PM): Pete pulls out and rolls off of Patrick before huddling in close to him. "I don't wanna."
Sarah (5:27:00 PM): Patricks cards his fingers in Pete's hair. "But we have to. We are on an epic journey remember?"
Awkward Turtle (5:29:46 PM): "I know, but I just know there's gonna be old ladies on the boat, and I don't want to have to throw someone overboard." Patrick laughs at him. "You just don't want to get your ass kicked like this time."
Sarah (5:33:03 PM): Pete pouts up at Patrick. "Either way I would have looked bad. It's not my fault."
Awkward Turtle (5:38:50 PM): Patrick pikes him in the ribs. "Still, you should stop taking your anger out on cougars. It's not nice."
Sarah (5:40:05 PM): "Fine." He sighs. "I will have to find other ways to release my anger."
Awkward Turtle (5:43:17 PM): "And before you ask, that does not mean rough sex all the time," Patrick said. "I do get sore you know."
Sarah (5:46:59 PM): "I know." Pete kisses Patrick's chest. " I won't do that all the time."
Awkward Turtle (5:48:16 PM): "Good." Patrick smoothed a hand over Pete's back.