I don't even know...
So, this one time, I had a really sad and slightly twisted dream about Pete, Patrick and Pokemon (yaay, alliteration!) and it was really sad, so naturally I fired up AIM and told my wife all about it. That was maybe a month ago, and I had forgotten about it entirely, but she brought it back up last night and now I am dying for it to be fic, even though it would totally break my heart.
This is how it went:
Pete and Patrick live together on a remote island with their two legendary Pokemon, Latios and Latias. Latios and Latias are able to take human form (according to the movie Pokemon Heroes), and since they spend so much time around their trainers and love them so much, Latios often turns into Patrick and Latias turns into Pete. Just like their masters, Latios and Latias are completely in love with each other. One day, though, Patrick is out sailing as a storm approaches, so a worried Pete sends Latias out after them. Latias manages to save Latios, but not Patrick and ends up dying herself. A greif-stricken Latios returns to the island, but he forgets to leave his human form. Whe Pete sees him, he is so relieved that Patrick is alive, that he rushes to Latios and kisses him. Pete tells him that even though he is horribly sad about the "death" of both of their Pokemon, he's comforted knowing that Patrick is alive. Knowing that, Latios doesn't have the heart to reveal the truth to Pete, instead pretending that he is Patrick and that Patrick lost his ability to speak after the trauma. Besides, since Latias used to turn into Pete, it was almost like having her back, right?
And just... Ugh, the whole thing makes my sad. Guys. Guys. Ugh.
Here, have a kitty as an apology for all that sad.
