May 20, 2013 02:09
FUCK.
why is it I spend my life being so positive and sending so much love into the world? I mean, fuck, I don't believe in Karma, but really?
why is someone whose life goal is to fill the world with love totally unable to be loved? what the fuck is that? why the living fuck am I worried that I'm gonna die alone? even girls who turn me down tell me the same stupid shit - "oh lol you're such a great guy you'll find someone for you it's just totally not me"
oh, I'm awesome? anyone would be lucky to date me? my personality kicks ass? THEN WTF BITCHES?!?!?!?
why in the ever-living shit are you still with these fucking morons who treat you like eye candy and aren't ever there for you? you fucking dumb bitches come to fantastic motherfuckers likes me because we listen, we care, and we love. and this shit! WHY?!? Why are you with men you can't talk to? you love this motherfucker, and you're cuddling up on me asking me why shit's crazy in your life?
but, yanno, it's fucking cool. if there's one thing I've learned, it's that I'm every girls's best friend.
and nothing is a bigger slap in the face.