Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I put money in
double00beaver's expired parking meter (14 points). In May I pulled over and changed
bitetoall's flat tire (15 points). Last Saturday
chibi_seme and I steamed up the windows (-50 points). In August I bought porn for
outori (-10 points). In January I gave
ai_jui a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Wednesday I helped
mado_no_chi hide a body (-173 points). In November I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1221 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
gazerockgirl