Note from Samantha

Apr 19, 2004 18:02

I found this note from Samantha... Obviously she couldn't sleep and she left me a poem about my pet rats.

I never want to see your face,
Or listen to you speak.
I hate the way you run around,
You're nothing but a freak.
Did you know you're one inch tall?
And that you have no brains at all?
Your beady eyes just make you sick.
I wish I had some arsenic.
Go eat your fucking nasty ass meal,
Then spin around in your ghetto wheel.
I hope you spin so fast you puke!
At least once, please.. I'll be amused.
Like I said before I hate YOU the most!
Your tacky hair feels hard and gross.
I wish right now I had an axe...
To chop that tail right from your ass!
You serve no purpose in this world,
In a ball you sit there curled...
You are annoying, and pointless and not much fun at all.
I hate the way you fucking crawl!
You're going to fucking die real soon...
What do you expect when you live in your own poop.
You better fucking die real quick.
Did I ever tell you, you make me sick?!

I was pretty amazed at Sam at the moment. She wonders why she doesn't have a boyfriend... I don't know, I think she is a real catch.

It's times like these that make me wonder why we only have eachother. Now I know.
Previous post Next post
Up