latest term for a vagina: snapper

[gaysean]

today i took a shit. it was huge. it was a volcano, which means that it extended past the water level. then i realized that it was a 50wiper. it took 50 wipes to be free of filth afterwards. then i flushed, and the big solid volcano went down the drain but then immediately after a huge brown cloud shot out and the water level started to get really high. i totally thought it was going to overflow, but luckily, it did not.

so allow me to reiterate;

the shit was

1) a volcano

2) a 50wiper

3) a clogger

4) almost an overflower

probably the most impressive shit of my life.

later guys,

gaysean