Mar 26, 2003 22:37
N P L V 1 8: i egged the ollie shop today
adam twenty two: HAHAHHAHHA
adam twenty two: did i tell you what happened???
adam twenty two: ok, listen to this
N P L V 1 8: didnt snotty almost fight the guy?
adam twenty two: hahahahah ok hold on
adam twenty two: me and snotty and dave breen and brian wittick and 2 kids from concord all went to drifters
adam twenty two: and chris went in and asked for christian
adam twenty two: and he came out and chris was asking him if we could ride the pool that is in the new skate shop he is opening
adam twenty two: and christian said "i've talked to a few pros and they say that you guys will fuck it up, sorry man"
adam twenty two: and chris said "cmon man, we dont do any damage"
N P L V 1 8: hahaha
adam twenty two: and christian goes "yeah you do, your pegs fuck it up"
adam twenty two: and chris goes "i dont even ride pegs, and even if i did, that pool is too big for any of us to grind it, just make it a rule that there are no pegs allowed"
adam twenty two: and christian is like "your pedals fuck it up too man!"
adam twenty two: and chris is like "dude, we wont do any grinds, we'll just air it!"
adam twenty two: and christian is like "NO YA WONT BECAUSE YA WONT BE RIDING IT AT ALLLLLL"
adam twenty two: and chris is like "fuck that man, thats discrimination!"
adam twenty two: and christian is like "YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY STORE"
adam twenty two: and chris is like " FUCKING DISCRIMINATION MAN, JUST BECAUSE WE RIDE BIKES"
adam twenty two: and christian starts shaking and looking all ferocious
adam twenty two: and he's like "YOU WANNA SETTLE THIS MAN TO MAN?????"
N P L V 1 8: lol
adam twenty two: and i'm all "fuck you man, you're a faggot. you werent so tough when tim threw the bottle of piss at your head were you?"
N P L V 1 8: LOL
adam twenty two: and he like, ignored me because he didnt want to talk about that.
adam twenty two: and he followed christ outside and he is all ripping his jacket off
adam twenty two: and he's like "SHOW ME SOME PROOF THAT YOU'RE OVER 18"
adam twenty two: andchris is like "im fucking 20!"
adam twenty two: and he's like "YA LOOK LIKE YER 12"
N P L V 1 8: hahah
adam twenty two: and when he realized that there were like 5 of us he just grabs the phone and starts going 'YA BETTER RIDE YOUR BIKE REAL FUCKING FAST, IM CALLIN THE CAWPS!"
adam twenty two: and then chris ran and got a cop he saw on the street and told him that he was flipping out about to attack him.
N P L V 1 8: AHAHAHAHA
adam twenty two: it was truley insane. that guy is a fucking madman. for the record, how many skaters will be going to "the ollie shop"?
N P L V 1 8: dude, we egged it and they ran outside and god himself got in the car to come after us, and we went around and egged it again and then left hahahha
adam twenty two: HAHHAHAHAH he chased you in a car????
N P L V 1 8: yep
adam twenty two: HAHAHHA
N P L V 1 8: and we egged it again while he chased us hahahaha
adam twenty two: dude we have to make that place's existence a living hell
adam twenty two: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA did he give up and stop chasing you?
N P L V 1 8: man NO ONE that really skates will go there
N P L V 1 8: he got stuck at a light
N P L V 1 8: we egged it GOOD
adam twenty two: haha. oh man, that's so fucking great.
N P L V 1 8: like i hit the window like 3 times
N P L V 1 8: the big window
adam twenty two: i am seriously going to wipe my butt and mail it to the ollie shop.
adam twenty two: i haven't even seen the place yet.
N P L V 1 8: i wanna shit in a bag and smear is on the window
adam twenty two: i am going to put so much poop on that place.
N P L V 1 8: its called "the ollie shop" COME ON
N P L V 1 8: he dosnt even skate
adam twenty two: haha yeah i want to wear a fake beard and run in and be like "I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM" and then shit in the sink.