Thank you very much Mr. Roboto
Gaayer Than Aids (6:34:26 PM): do you have a grandmother?
POlSON THE WELLx (6:34:35 PM): one
Gaayer Than Aids (6:34:40 PM): how old?
POlSON THE WELLx (6:34:44 PM): i dont know
Gaayer Than Aids (6:34:50 PM): what do you think she's doing right now?
POlSON THE WELLx (6:35:02 PM): dying
Gaayer Than Aids (6:35:11 PM): you know what might cheer her up?
POlSON THE WELLx (6:35:30 PM): if your selling me something, ill cut you
Gaayer Than Aids (6:35:37 PM): a nice little fisting
POlSON THE WELLx (6:35:45 PM): fisting?
Gaayer Than Aids (6:35:48 PM): yeah
POlSON THE WELLx (6:35:51 PM): ill give it a shot
Gaayer Than Aids (6:35:53 PM): i'll be gentle
POlSON THE WELLx (6:36:01 PM): ohh you wanna do it
POlSON THE WELLx (6:36:24 PM): ok, well she live on a private island like a fucking pirate in north carolina. good luck finding her
POlSON THE WELLx (6:36:33 PM): when you do, just say pj sent you
Gaayer Than Aids (6:36:48 PM): listen your grandmother doesn't want a rough boy to fist her... she needs a gentle young woman like myself to give her a nice lubing
POlSON THE WELLx (6:37:04 PM): alright im game
Gaayer Than Aids (6:37:08 PM): if there's a grandmother that needs fisting i know just where to find her
POlSON THE WELLx (6:37:22 PM): oh nice
POlSON THE WELLx (6:37:32 PM): she will probably break in your hands
Gaayer Than Aids (6:37:34 PM): ...on an island with a fucking patch and a peg leg and a fucking HOOK FOR A HAND!!
POlSON THE WELLx (6:37:45 PM): haha
POlSON THE WELLx (6:37:46 PM): i wish
Gaayer Than Aids (6:37:55 PM): no she'll try to jab me with her hook or throw her biggest boyle at me
POlSON THE WELLx (6:38:03 PM): hahah
Gaayer Than Aids (6:38:07 PM): ... or actually... roll it in my direction
POlSON THE WELLx (6:38:21 PM): sadly, shes not actually a pirate
Gaayer Than Aids (6:38:32 PM): yes she is you said so yourself and you can't take it back
POlSON THE WELLx (6:38:43 PM): haha ok fine
Gaayer Than Aids (6:38:45 PM): if she tries to hook my i'll take her beg leg
POlSON THE WELLx (6:38:51 PM): do it
Gaayer Than Aids (6:38:51 PM): **peg
POlSON THE WELLx (6:39:13 PM): yeah
Gaayer Than Aids (6:39:13 PM): i probably shouldn't wear bright colors...\
POlSON THE WELLx (6:39:18 PM): why
Gaayer Than Aids (6:39:26 PM): does she have colinoscopies very often?
POlSON THE WELLx (6:39:45 PM): hey man, i go to vo tech
Gaayer Than Aids (6:40:23 PM): colinoscopies... are when they shove a camera in your asshole to see what it looks like and make sure you don't have cancer or some shit
POlSON THE WELLx (6:40:34 PM): ohhh
POlSON THE WELLx (6:40:39 PM): well i couldnt tell ya
POlSON THE WELLx (6:40:41 PM): ask her yourself
Gaayer Than Aids (6:40:45 PM): at least i think it's a camera... if she has them often she'll already be a bit loosened up
POlSON THE WELLx (6:40:58 PM): yeah id assume so
Gaayer Than Aids (6:41:06 PM): ok well have a nice day peej... thanx for your co-operation
POlSON THE WELLx (6:41:15 PM): anytime
Yes, I do believe I am going to hell...