Today's Episode...

Apr 23, 2007 18:16

So- let me get this straight. I have not watched Neighbours for three months, but I tuned in today to be shown several people I haven't seen before. I was slightly confused. But what I could garner from it all was:

Paul and Dylan have had the epic of all Epic Bad Break-ups, because Dylan is now financially independant and has grown up a bit, and so is less inclined to take any more of Paul's manipulative crap. He has also been seriously courting Boring Elle, which has obviously put fuel on the fire infuriating Paul even more. So Paul, consumed as he is with jealousy, has paid Ned to split them up. He has also decided to set Ned up in his own little flat like a dirty dirty mistress. Because he misses Dylan. Aww! God, but Ned is so boring. Have you heard of a REBOUND FLING, Paul? You didn't used to be so obvious, baby!

Is this at all accurate, people-who-have-been-faithfully-watching for three months? Man, my OTP is fucked up. Love it! May have to start watching again!
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