Feb 13, 2005 13:23
"Im sorry you must have mistaken me for sombody else, my name is Anastasia Beverhousen."
"Are you workin me Willma?"
"What you lookin at sideburns? Never seen anybody with money and soap?"
"Im not goin to Queens, theres people living in cabs down there"
"Skate faster we have reservations"
"You sleezy skank"
"You aren't rockin my clock Mary"
"Prada's are just shoes or Vodka is just a morning beverage"
"Love hurts like a hangover"
"Ive got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I havent even opened yet"
"howd you hurt your back? Running away from good taste"
"Sorry honey a magician like a prostatute never reveals her tricks"
"Hey fellas....either sweat less or crack a window"
"Well I find stretch pants apaling but im too much of a lady to say anything about it fat ass"
"Grab a bottle, hunker down and pray for daylight"
"Honey your gayness can be seen from space"
"No silly I told everybody that you were a whore and I just want to make sure it sounds like were having sex in here"
Smooches,
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