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[gay_marxist]

It is always a pleasure when the DNR gives guest editorial time to Ann Coulter, an American hero. Her recent editorial, “the Church of Liberalism”, argues the point that “liberalism is a religion with its own cosmology, its own gods, and its own clergy”. As much as I adore Ann Coulter, I’m afraid she may be mincing words. Liberalism is a religion.

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[johnnybrainwash]

Give a liberal an inch of political power and he will legalize pedophilia and bestiality and ship all of the white males to concentration camps

You say that like it's a bad thing. And besides, the concentration camps are a temporary measures. Once all the white males have been converted to the gay agenda, they'll be free to live in any neighborhood of San Francisco they want.

[gay_marxist]

I might need to tone this down to get it into the actual newspaper. Maybe take out the part about the monkey demon. (As sad as I will be to see it go)

[johnnybrainwash]

Are you practicing your letters to the editor?

[gay_marxist]

Affirmitive.

[johnnybrainwash]

Brevity is key. Most papers have a limit of 150 words, but if you want to get published without being edited by the untrained crack monkeys on the editorial staff, shoot for 50 words or less.