Very Random Meme
Taken from jadzeea
Rules here are simple. Fill out the answers, laugh your butt off, and pass on the survey to all your friends. I don't care if you erase my name and take credit for sending it out. Hell, I don't care if you send it out at all. So long as you get a good laugh from trying to come up with answers, it's all good.
1.) Quick... thumb tacks or sausage?
Sausage ... mmm
2.) I'm going to mention a word. Answer where provided with the first word or idea that pops into your head:
Plastic:Bag
Sheep:Shepherd
Carrots: Cake
Blow Up: Doll
Salmon:Fish
Remorse:Sorrow
Cuffs:Shirt
3.) Now, try to make a short sentence out of all the words you provided in the section above: I handed my bag to the shepherd and he gave me a cake and a doll for my sister, then we ate fish together and I felt great sorrow when I got food on my favourite shirt.
4.) Do you urinate in the shower?
No (has someone been watching Big Brother 3?)
5.) A duck walks up to you and requests a brick of cheddar. Do you:
[] Molest the duck right in it's face?
[] Tell the duck "Sorry. I don't speak English"?
[x] Hand the duck a brick of cheddar?
[] Begin yelling as loud as you can, swinging your arms and legs around wildly until they lead into convulsions, you fall to the ground, and you begin to uncontrollably foam at the mouth?
6.) Are you feeling fat and sassy?
Fat - a little I guess
7.) In thine best Shakespearean prose, doth explaineth the plot of the last cinema feature you hath attended. Four children, sent to the countryside to escape a battle, doth enter a wardrobe where a wicked witch hath cast eternal winter upon another land; with the aid of a Lion who doth sacrifice his life and then rise frometh the dead, they do battle with the witch and doth vanquish her.
Can you tell what movie it was? (This was the last one I watched at the cinema as opposed to on the TV)
8.) How often in a day would you say you've "remembered the Alamo"?
Never - haha
9.) How many times within the past hour have you "remembered the Titans"?
Who are the Titans?
10.) Seriously, then... when was the last time you remembered anything?
I remember a lot of OTHER things
11.) Other than clothes and accessories (like shoes, jewelry, or hats), what are you wearing right now?
Glasses, a pendant I got from Fat Face
12.) If you were told to bathe in anything but water, what would you choose to bathe in?
Hmm - beer, LOL
13.) Finish this sentence:
"My head is full of lumpy ________"
custard
14.) Which celebrity do you most not resemble?
I've been told I resemble Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump; I have no idea who I look like
15.) Has anyone ever said you smell like a particular food?
No
16.) If you answered yes to ..15, when was the last time you took a shower?
N/A - but it was an hour ago in case you're bothered
17.) The best food in the world is Steak.
18.) Math quiz time! A man is walking up a mountain with his son and three donkeys. The first donkey has three ears. The other two donkeys share 6 ears and a biscuit for a face. The son really loves biscuits, but was in a horrible car accident a few years back, and his mouth fell off. The father was sick of walking, so he began to break dance his way down the sheer rock face of the mountain. How many calories have you eaten today? Probably not a lot - I only had a bowl of cereal
19.) What do three out of four dentists agree on?
Umm - no idea
20.) What's the first thing that comes to mind?
Look out, Fox! Incoming enemy from the rear!
The Fox network - and HBO?
21.) How much would wood a would chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck would?
A lot
22.) If a doctor told you that you were going to die in 2 minutes, what would you spend your last two minutes doing?
Praying
23.) Form a sentence out of the following words:
(You can change their tenses, plurals, or possessives)
A - of - what - they're - as - if - is - aren't - you - I - am
cheese - paste - fat - raft - ass - tank - people - burn
wish - made - throw - kick - fell - poop - must - won't
gas - trash - tard - melt - chafe - past - the - end
Oh, I'm never going to be able to do this - I think I'll skip
24.) If you were stuck in a well and had no hope of ever being rescued, then you found a quarter, a very small plastic bag, and a straw, how would you put yourself out of your own misery?Shove the plastic bag over my head
25.) One last thing. Monster trucks. Right?
Yep
I swear my CD player is programmed to change tracks just as I'm about to make an entry for "current music".
Rules here are simple. Fill out the answers, laugh your butt off, and pass on the survey to all your friends. I don't care if you erase my name and take credit for sending it out. Hell, I don't care if you send it out at all. So long as you get a good laugh from trying to come up with answers, it's all good.
1.) Quick... thumb tacks or sausage?
Sausage ... mmm
2.) I'm going to mention a word. Answer where provided with the first word or idea that pops into your head:
Plastic:Bag
Sheep:Shepherd
Carrots: Cake
Blow Up: Doll
Salmon:Fish
Remorse:Sorrow
Cuffs:Shirt
3.) Now, try to make a short sentence out of all the words you provided in the section above: I handed my bag to the shepherd and he gave me a cake and a doll for my sister, then we ate fish together and I felt great sorrow when I got food on my favourite shirt.
4.) Do you urinate in the shower?
No (has someone been watching Big Brother 3?)
5.) A duck walks up to you and requests a brick of cheddar. Do you:
[] Molest the duck right in it's face?
[] Tell the duck "Sorry. I don't speak English"?
[x] Hand the duck a brick of cheddar?
[] Begin yelling as loud as you can, swinging your arms and legs around wildly until they lead into convulsions, you fall to the ground, and you begin to uncontrollably foam at the mouth?
6.) Are you feeling fat and sassy?
Fat - a little I guess
7.) In thine best Shakespearean prose, doth explaineth the plot of the last cinema feature you hath attended. Four children, sent to the countryside to escape a battle, doth enter a wardrobe where a wicked witch hath cast eternal winter upon another land; with the aid of a Lion who doth sacrifice his life and then rise frometh the dead, they do battle with the witch and doth vanquish her.
Can you tell what movie it was? (This was the last one I watched at the cinema as opposed to on the TV)
8.) How often in a day would you say you've "remembered the Alamo"?
Never - haha
9.) How many times within the past hour have you "remembered the Titans"?
Who are the Titans?
10.) Seriously, then... when was the last time you remembered anything?
I remember a lot of OTHER things
11.) Other than clothes and accessories (like shoes, jewelry, or hats), what are you wearing right now?
Glasses, a pendant I got from Fat Face
12.) If you were told to bathe in anything but water, what would you choose to bathe in?
Hmm - beer, LOL
13.) Finish this sentence:
"My head is full of lumpy ________"
custard
14.) Which celebrity do you most not resemble?
I've been told I resemble Tom Hanks in Forrest Gump; I have no idea who I look like
15.) Has anyone ever said you smell like a particular food?
No
16.) If you answered yes to ..15, when was the last time you took a shower?
N/A - but it was an hour ago in case you're bothered
17.) The best food in the world is Steak.
18.) Math quiz time! A man is walking up a mountain with his son and three donkeys. The first donkey has three ears. The other two donkeys share 6 ears and a biscuit for a face. The son really loves biscuits, but was in a horrible car accident a few years back, and his mouth fell off. The father was sick of walking, so he began to break dance his way down the sheer rock face of the mountain. How many calories have you eaten today? Probably not a lot - I only had a bowl of cereal
19.) What do three out of four dentists agree on?
Umm - no idea
20.) What's the first thing that comes to mind?
Look out, Fox! Incoming enemy from the rear!
The Fox network - and HBO?
21.) How much would wood a would chuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck would?
A lot
22.) If a doctor told you that you were going to die in 2 minutes, what would you spend your last two minutes doing?
Praying
23.) Form a sentence out of the following words:
(You can change their tenses, plurals, or possessives)
A - of - what - they're - as - if - is - aren't - you - I - am
cheese - paste - fat - raft - ass - tank - people - burn
wish - made - throw - kick - fell - poop - must - won't
gas - trash - tard - melt - chafe - past - the - end
Oh, I'm never going to be able to do this - I think I'll skip
24.) If you were stuck in a well and had no hope of ever being rescued, then you found a quarter, a very small plastic bag, and a straw, how would you put yourself out of your own misery?Shove the plastic bag over my head
25.) One last thing. Monster trucks. Right?
Yep
I swear my CD player is programmed to change tracks just as I'm about to make an entry for "current music".