Bob Marley
I spotted a sign at work next to one of the printers that said: "This printer is now called Bob Marley because it is always jamming!" That rather amused me, in addition to some of my colleagues failing to drop kick rolled up paper towels into the bin.
I had a strange dream last night; it involved me trying to get somewhere on the tube, but when I got off at what seemed at first to be Tottenham Court Road, I realised I had no idea where I was - they seemed to have changed the entrance, and someone had changed all of the station names on the line.
There was a policeman outside the station giving directions, and I seemed to be next to the Thames, where someone had built a rollercoaster over it - it all seemed to be part of the Olympic celebrations! I decided to walk towards Embankment station, and found myself passing Trafalgar Square, so I decided to go to Charing Cross Tube.
I found a station, but it had some random name that I didn't recognise and I had to get in this old-fashioned lift (they had made the station look like it was the '40s, evidently somehow part of the Olympic celebrations, though I have no idea how it fitted in. The lift was really slow, and these two guys and I had to keep propping up some older guy who kept falling over.
Then, when we got to the bottom we seemed to be at a petrol station, and everyone was jumping on the spinner for a game of Twister, which actually seemed to be a teleporter so I jumped in and found myself taken to a tube station platform full of people; there was a map but it didn't have station names, and didn't make sense. There seemed to be river instead of a track and the tunnel was bricked up at one end, and I started commenting on how this was "the end of the line", and how this was some disused tube station that Transport for London must have reopened for the Olympics - and then I woke up.
It was my weirdest in a while!
I had a strange dream last night; it involved me trying to get somewhere on the tube, but when I got off at what seemed at first to be Tottenham Court Road, I realised I had no idea where I was - they seemed to have changed the entrance, and someone had changed all of the station names on the line.
There was a policeman outside the station giving directions, and I seemed to be next to the Thames, where someone had built a rollercoaster over it - it all seemed to be part of the Olympic celebrations! I decided to walk towards Embankment station, and found myself passing Trafalgar Square, so I decided to go to Charing Cross Tube.
I found a station, but it had some random name that I didn't recognise and I had to get in this old-fashioned lift (they had made the station look like it was the '40s, evidently somehow part of the Olympic celebrations, though I have no idea how it fitted in. The lift was really slow, and these two guys and I had to keep propping up some older guy who kept falling over.
Then, when we got to the bottom we seemed to be at a petrol station, and everyone was jumping on the spinner for a game of Twister, which actually seemed to be a teleporter so I jumped in and found myself taken to a tube station platform full of people; there was a map but it didn't have station names, and didn't make sense. There seemed to be river instead of a track and the tunnel was bricked up at one end, and I started commenting on how this was "the end of the line", and how this was some disused tube station that Transport for London must have reopened for the Olympics - and then I woke up.
It was my weirdest in a while!