Opting-out today? This is for you!
To all travelers who have decided to "opt out" of going through the body scanners today at the airport, in an effort to cripple the air traffic (if you decline to go through the body scanner for any other reason, the items below DO NOT apply to you):
- I'm so glad I am not flying today.
- I hope your selfishness does not prevent others from reaching their destination in a timely manner.
- If you are found to be opting out because you are actually participating in the "opt out" day boycott (and not for any other reason), I hope the TSA gives you an extra-thourough, extra-embarrassing, extra-humiliating pat-down, and then puts you on a no fly list, so you don't make your destination and won't be able to pull that shit ever again.
- Fuck you, you selfish douchetards.