I just discovered through electronic perusal of the World Wide Web that the world's oldest cat, according to Guinness, was born one day before me.
Not one day before my birthday, mind you, but March 11, 1977.
That's fuckin' old for a cat. According to experts.
Her name is "Kataleena Lady", and she lives in "Australia".
I couldn't find a picture of Kataleena, so here's
the world's ugliest dog. By the by, he's only half as old as the cat.
P-Lo