Striped Horses and Academia

[gausshawk]

So, I paid another visit to Oxford College today (a satellite of Emory University, in case you're unfamiliar), tagging along with my brother, and discovered that some group of people had abducted a zebra from a petting zoo, transported said animal to the top floor of the administration and math building, and subsequently broke the elevator to avoid using it to transport the zebra back down.

Methinks expulsions are in order.