∝Transmission 019B: Breaking Down The Fourth Wall

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[a sudden jolt rocks all three ships for a few seconds, followed up almost immediately by the familiar three-note chime of DIVA appearing over the network, her tone as calm and cool as ever.]

Attention all non-commissioned and field-enlisted personnel, a sudden change in signals from the stolen Gate has alerted us to an abnormal anomaly; one that

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[herotastic]

Don't worry, guys!

THE HERO HAS RETURNED!

[susukodama]

Returned! Returned! Returned! Hehehehehe! Returned!

[herotastic]

Yeah, that's right! I don't know why I'm back here again, but I'm ready to fight off the forces of communism again!

[susukodama]

Communism! Communism! Hehehehehe! Communism! Communism! Communism!

[herotastic]

--Communism's bad. Really bad.

[susukodama]

Really! Really! Really!

[herotastic]

Yeah, that's the right idea! Really really really bad!

[susukodama]

Really! Really! Hehehehehehehe! Really! Really! Really!

FUCK YEAH

[seethedead]

[oh goodie it's you.]

Oh, thank goodness, I don't know how we managed without you.

MY BFF JOSHUA ;u;

[herotastic]

I know, right? You guys must have been really devastated! [BEING COMPLETELY SERIOUS] But it's cool, 'cause I'm back now! What's up?

BUDDY WHERE'D YOU GO ;-;

[seethedead]

Completely. [he has no idea how you can't pick up the amount of sarcasm in his voice, but for the moment it's funny.] Oh, not much. Captured a few times, a few incidents with people's minds being altered. Pretty standard for here, really.

I HAD TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM RUSSIA

[herotastic]

... Oh. That sounds like it sucked.

BUT THERE ARE STILL COMMUNISTS ON THE SHIP. D:

[seethedead]

It depends on your perspective. [which means Joshua thought most of it was fun.]

FIGHT THEM, JOSHUA. BECOME MY SIDEKICK.

[herotastic]

But you're okay now, right?

YEA THAT'S NOT HAPPENING

[seethedead]

Perfectly.

NO NEED TO BE EMBARRASSED, IT'S AN HONOUR, I KNOW

[herotastic]

Awesome! I went back home and I'm doing great even if there's still problems with my economy all the time and everyone's been making fun of me for it and Mister Obama didn't even get me in trouble for disappearing! He didn't even know I left, isn't that weird?