∝Transmission 019B: Breaking Down The Fourth Wall

[gauntletmods]

[a sudden jolt rocks all three ships for a few seconds, followed up almost immediately by the familiar three-note chime of DIVA appearing over the network, her tone as calm and cool as ever.]

Attention all non-commissioned and field-enlisted personnel, a sudden change in signals from the stolen Gate has alerted us to an abnormal anomaly; one that

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[xxxing]

[SCREAM]

WHAT THE FUCK?! How the hell did I get back to this XXX shithole?! I'll kill whoever's fault this is--!!

[celestial_okami]

I do not think they are around to kill, you know?

[xxxing]

They better be, 'cause I'm gonna rip the fuckers to shreds!

[okami_shiranui]

Do your best.

[xxxing]

Why haven't you retards done something yet?

[celestial_okami]

[Amaterasu makes a face.]

We're still working on that. Somehow the ships got captured.

[xxxing]

Hopeless.

[celestial_okami]

You think you could fly one of these ships more efficiently?

[xxxing]

Did you even try to kill the guys that were gonna capture you?

[celestial_okami]

Iiiya. [She shakes her head.]

I left them alive in case we could get some information out of them.

[xxxing]

HOPELESS.

[celestial_okami]

[Her ears fold flat as she growls.]

[onetruebroa]

...

[xxxing]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, YA COCK-SUCKING SHITHEAD?!

[onetruebroa]

I'm looking at a primate screaming in a tree.

[xxxing]

[... Kaito would be really annoying for weeks if she killed someone, wouldn't he...]

Nice analogy, dumbfuck, but I'm not in a tree.