007 - Ok, REALLY! DON'T TALK TO ME!

[blacks_lackey]

[Yes, Turlough is in his room.] As if it wasn't bad enough that I seem to be able to hear someone chewing in the mess hall, stop it, by the way, we've been given these puzzles?

And 'Old Terra'? How exactly are we to know the difference between our universe and theirs? Actually, it's our universes and this one

Comments

[chappi_fan]

Telling him to be quiet will be of little use. It is impossible for him to be at any other volume.

[blacks_lackey]

[He's whispering.] You know him?

[chappi_fan]

Yes. He is my robotic toy.

[blacks_lackey]

Oh, really? Well it's nice to have something from home, even if he's intelligent and rather loud.

[chappi_fan]

It is hardly something to be thankful for.

[blacks_lackey]

Irritating you too, then?

[chappi_fan]

It is worse now, when I am able to hear so well. He is annoying enough without it.

[blacks_lackey]

[Pauses.] I can imagine.

[chappi_fan]

Do not be surprised if he is seen running about the ships. You must only kick him if he is being idiotic.

[blacks_lackey]

I'll keep that in mind.

[chappi_fan]

It is also best to keep him away from women.

[blacks_lackey]

I shall do my chivalrous duty.

What's a toy doing with that kind of attitude anyway? Hardly child friendly.

[chappi_fan]

He knows better when around children. It is around grown women when he is a problem.

[blacks_lackey]

Rather unfortunately, but as far as flaws go, hasn't decided massacring people is a brilliant idea, so we can put off the decompiling.

[chappi_fan]

I doubt a stuffed lion could pose such a threat.

[blacks_lackey]

Doubtful.