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Jun 28, 2004 23:39

sunday critic: I think you shouldn gauge his eyes and stab him in the FACE
NothingEverLost: nope
a sunday critic: YES.
NothingEverLost: first off, id make it really cold. give him an ice bath so his skin is extra sensitive. then, using fine sandpaper, id slowly strip off his skin
NothingEverLost: then id pour a mix of alcohol, citric acid, and salt on him
NothingEverLost: then id bandage him up so that he didn't get infected or anything.
NothingEverLost: then, for three days, id perform chinese water torture on pressure points in his shoulders and stomach, as well as bamboo shoots under the fingernails and toenails.
NothingEverLost: after that, id rip his fingernails and toenails off.
NothingEverLost: then for a week, put him in a dark room with water dripping, no food, lights flashing on and off at random intervals, and extreme temperature changes.
NothingEverLost: then i would shave his nose off, rip his ears off piece by piece, then his eyelids, then his lips, then his tongue. then i would attach a car battery to his nipples, testicles, and penis, but not long enough for him to lose conciousness. those various things would be burned off afterwards.
NothingEverLost: and as the coup-de-grais, i would open up all of his chakras using rather specialized instruments to cause maximum pain while keeping the subject alive. the current record is, i believe, 49 hours for that.
a sunday critic: you're going to be a killer when you grow up.

o.o
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