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ok so its my first night dog sitting.
my first hour actually. so i go out on the porch to cool off and smoke my last cigarette.
i smoke and surf the net ( they have wi-fi here ) then i pick up the computer and go inside. but wait i dont go inside because i have already locked myself out. >:( grr. i roll my eyes and laugh at myself. then i try the door again. yup its STILL locked.
uh oh
im 3 stories up so i cant jump off the balcony and go around hoping the front door doesnt automaticlly lock too.
ok ok i wil crawl in the window,
but there are two problems with that- one the dogs start going crazy barking ( its 12:30 am) and oh look,
this window is locked.
-here is where i imagine myself spending the night on the porch snuggling up to kanya and trying to get some sleep.
hhmmm that window around the corner isnt all that far all i would have to do is get up on the railing then take a half sort of step on these wires going into the house then sort of twist around to the side, and the window is about head level so i will have to jump upwards. hhmmm i look down . concrete, hmmm very good chance of me not making it. hmmm. erin would kill me if she knew i was even thinking about this. hmmm she would be right too.
hhhmmmmmm. now what.?
what do i have on me?
two matches in a matchbook, one burnt.
i try to slide the lock with the matchbook cover- ok now i have half a matchbook. i pull off a match and try to pick the lock, but it is way too soft to trip the tumblers. i turn the match around so the stiffer suflur side might.... nope wont fit. i split the match in half lengthwise and try to insert it in the keyhole.
IT FITS.
oh still too soft. sigh.
hmmmm
so eventually i (bend until i can tear) a piece of metal off the house- so i can pick/slide the lock so i can get inside.
whew,ok tired now night night time.
hugs
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my first hour actually. so i go out on the porch to cool off and smoke my last cigarette.
i smoke and surf the net ( they have wi-fi here ) then i pick up the computer and go inside. but wait i dont go inside because i have already locked myself out. >:( grr. i roll my eyes and laugh at myself. then i try the door again. yup its STILL locked.
uh oh
im 3 stories up so i cant jump off the balcony and go around hoping the front door doesnt automaticlly lock too.
ok ok i wil crawl in the window,
but there are two problems with that- one the dogs start going crazy barking ( its 12:30 am) and oh look,
this window is locked.
-here is where i imagine myself spending the night on the porch snuggling up to kanya and trying to get some sleep.
hhmmm that window around the corner isnt all that far all i would have to do is get up on the railing then take a half sort of step on these wires going into the house then sort of twist around to the side, and the window is about head level so i will have to jump upwards. hhmmm i look down . concrete, hmmm very good chance of me not making it. hmmm. erin would kill me if she knew i was even thinking about this. hmmm she would be right too.
hhhmmmmmm. now what.?
what do i have on me?
two matches in a matchbook, one burnt.
i try to slide the lock with the matchbook cover- ok now i have half a matchbook. i pull off a match and try to pick the lock, but it is way too soft to trip the tumblers. i turn the match around so the stiffer suflur side might.... nope wont fit. i split the match in half lengthwise and try to insert it in the keyhole.
IT FITS.
oh still too soft. sigh.
hmmmm
so eventually i (bend until i can tear) a piece of metal off the house- so i can pick/slide the lock so i can get inside.
whew,ok tired now night night time.
hugs
g