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That was the best mission ever, dood! This EDF stuff is awesome!
First everyone was all "we're gonna take out the small guys" But not me! Pringer X fearlessly charged at the enemy boss, and dealt it a lethal blow, with it's Pringer Spiral Plasma Chop! The very earth shuddered before its might, dood!
Then the boss countered with some guns, but Pringer X is tough, and took it like a man, dood! The enemy then launched some kind of wierd light, dood, and everything exploded all like BOOM KERPRASH BAM DOOD! But the enemy boss was tough and took it full on!
He made a great shield, dood...
Then more bosses showed up, and the other guys did some ok stuff too, showing the power of the Dai-Prinny-dan, dood! Then it was our turn, as we did the ultimate attack, the great prinny prinny spinny bomber dance of doom! It was so powerful, even Pringer X was wiped out by it's sheer awesome, dood!
After that, that kid, Simon, gave a cool speech, and used the courage that I provided him, and drilled through the big combined boss mecha in a giant rainbow explosion!
Pringer X couldn't handle the sheer awesome of this fight, but this just means we can rebuild it, stronger than before! We're unstoppable, dood!
It should be noted, that during this speech, Hero is flinging around the charred remains of Fake and Lovely like rag dolls, who, if they were not KO'd, would be beating the crap out of Hero.