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An open letter to all MySpace Hobags.
Dear Myspace Hobags,
Hi, it's Tom, T-$ in the myspace realm. I'd like to ask you a simple favor: stop fucking sending me messages and trying to friend me. It only annoys the shit out of me. I do not enjoy reading your literary disaster that is a message, chocked full of misspellings, run on sentences, and other various grammatical atrocities. It's a damn form letter, both you and I know it. If you're going to be using this on everybody, wouldn't you at least attempt to make sure it's correct? Huh? If you're a company running this hoax/scam, wouldn't you take the couple of seconds to hit spell check, or maybe even (gasp) proofread. I do not enjoy having this damn messages in my inbox every few days on myspace. I do not like getting excited about having a new message, only to discover it is some disease-filled street walker that wants me to "hang out sometime because I'm having a hard time meeting guys in this new city and I'm so lonely and blah blah blah" nor do I want to visit your website and pay money to see nude photos of your skanky ass. In the future, just avoid me, please. It'd be much appreciated. Don't make T-$ find your pimp and beat the shit out of him.
Sincerely (and definitely not your friend),
Tom
Dear Myspace Hobags,
Hi, it's Tom, T-$ in the myspace realm. I'd like to ask you a simple favor: stop fucking sending me messages and trying to friend me. It only annoys the shit out of me. I do not enjoy reading your literary disaster that is a message, chocked full of misspellings, run on sentences, and other various grammatical atrocities. It's a damn form letter, both you and I know it. If you're going to be using this on everybody, wouldn't you at least attempt to make sure it's correct? Huh? If you're a company running this hoax/scam, wouldn't you take the couple of seconds to hit spell check, or maybe even (gasp) proofread. I do not enjoy having this damn messages in my inbox every few days on myspace. I do not like getting excited about having a new message, only to discover it is some disease-filled street walker that wants me to "hang out sometime because I'm having a hard time meeting guys in this new city and I'm so lonely and blah blah blah" nor do I want to visit your website and pay money to see nude photos of your skanky ass. In the future, just avoid me, please. It'd be much appreciated. Don't make T-$ find your pimp and beat the shit out of him.
Sincerely (and definitely not your friend),
Tom