20 Things I'd Like to Say at Work
Inspired by Tracy, I am writing my own. Some of these, I do actually say on occasion.
1. I REALIZE you want to talk to a person. But what you need is a person at CUSTOMER SERVICE.
2. You don't have a credit or debit card/ don't keep your money in a bank? How would you pay your bill if you did get satellite tv? At the nonexistent local office?
3. No, I don't have to be rude, that's a free service.
4. Who is they? The THEY department in Washington?
5. Television is not a utility, even if you think it is.
6. If you're too old to understand the pricing, you're too old for cable or satellite tv. Call back when we invent Dish Old.
7. No, we don't offer satellite telephone. Do you live on a cruise ship?
8. Why do I charge you to check your credit? Because my mama named me Experian.
9. I agree, our cheapest package should come with movie channels and porn, big spender.
10. Oh, there's no money in your account? Makes you wonder why I asked if you understood there's a $20 charge on credit or debit. I was merely curious...
To be continued
1. I REALIZE you want to talk to a person. But what you need is a person at CUSTOMER SERVICE.
2. You don't have a credit or debit card/ don't keep your money in a bank? How would you pay your bill if you did get satellite tv? At the nonexistent local office?
3. No, I don't have to be rude, that's a free service.
4. Who is they? The THEY department in Washington?
5. Television is not a utility, even if you think it is.
6. If you're too old to understand the pricing, you're too old for cable or satellite tv. Call back when we invent Dish Old.
7. No, we don't offer satellite telephone. Do you live on a cruise ship?
8. Why do I charge you to check your credit? Because my mama named me Experian.
9. I agree, our cheapest package should come with movie channels and porn, big spender.
10. Oh, there's no money in your account? Makes you wonder why I asked if you understood there's a $20 charge on credit or debit. I was merely curious...
To be continued