And Then They Voted!
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When another person jumped in and explained that the sun rises in the
east, (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't
keep up with that stuff."
... And then she voted.
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I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I
got a call from an Individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
end the call quickly, I said, "Uh ... Pacific."
... And then he voted.
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So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she got
on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
"didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."
... And then she voted.
_____________________________
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through
a seatbelt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.
... And then she voted.
_____________________________
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The
cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
... And then he voted.
_____________________________
I was hanging out with a Liberal friend of mine when we saw a woman walk
by us with a nose ring attached to an
earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her
head?"
I had to explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same
distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
... And then she voted.
_____________________________
My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place
last week and she asked the clerk which one of two sandwiches was
better. The clerk didn't
have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was more expensive.
My girlfriend got a quizzical look on
her face and asked, "If that's the case, why are they both listed with
the same price on the menu?"
To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think they tax the turkey."
... And then he voted.
_____________________________
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman
there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained
professionals and I was in good hands.
"Now," She asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
... And then she voted.
_____________________________
In November, you have the opportunity to help decide who will be the
leader of the most powerful free nation in the world.
Don't vote just because you can, vote because you're informed.
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When another person jumped in and explained that the sun rises in the
east, (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't
keep up with that stuff."
... And then she voted.
_____________________________
I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I
got a call from an Individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
end the call quickly, I said, "Uh ... Pacific."
... And then he voted.
_____________________________
So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she got
on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
"didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."
... And then she voted.
_____________________________
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through
a seatbelt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the trunk.
... And then she voted.
_____________________________
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The
cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
... And then he voted.
_____________________________
I was hanging out with a Liberal friend of mine when we saw a woman walk
by us with a nose ring attached to an
earring by a chain.
My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her
head?"
I had to explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same
distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
... And then she voted.
_____________________________
My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place
last week and she asked the clerk which one of two sandwiches was
better. The clerk didn't
have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was more expensive.
My girlfriend got a quizzical look on
her face and asked, "If that's the case, why are they both listed with
the same price on the menu?"
To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think they tax the turkey."
... And then he voted.
_____________________________
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman
there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained
professionals and I was in good hands.
"Now," She asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
... And then she voted.
_____________________________
In November, you have the opportunity to help decide who will be the
leader of the most powerful free nation in the world.
Don't vote just because you can, vote because you're informed.