Chances are you won't see me do anything like this again!
IN A REALLY WEIRD MOOD... AND AVOIDING CHEMISTRY...NEVER
AGAIN...
ABOUT ME:
Name: ROD
Age: 18
Birthday: 22 JUNE 1986
School: UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA
Eyes: DARK BROWN
Hair: BLACK
Height: 5'8
Shoe Size: 10
Who lives with you: MICHAEL KENDRICK
When is your bedtime?: WHEN EVER I PASS OUT AND AT 8:30 AM, WHEN CHEMISTRY STARTS
HAVE YOU EVER...
Flown on a plane: Y
Ever been so drunk you blacked out: Y, NEVER AGAIN! EVER!
Missed school because it was raining: Y
Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: Y
Put a body part on fire for amusement: N
Had a crush on a friend’s girlfriend/boyfriend: Y
Been hurt emotionally: Y
Kept a secret from everyone: Y
Wanted to hook up with a friend: Y
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: Y, JASMINE FROM ALADIN
Cut your hair: Y
Had crush on a teacher? Y, TOLANI!!!
SOME FAVORITES...
Fav Color: NONE
Day/Night: NIGHT
Summer/Winter: SUMMER
Fave Food: ASKING ME TO PICK ONE IS UNFAIR
Fave Drink: GATORAID
IN THE LAST 24 HRS
Cried: N
Worn jeans: Y
Done laundry: N
Drove a car: Y
Talked on the phone: Y
Kissed someone: N
Said "I love you": Y
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Yourself: I TRY TO
Your friends: SOME OF THEM
Santa Claus: N
Tooth Fairy: N
Destiny/Fate: STILL WAITING ON IT
Angels: Y, FRIENDS THAT STILL HAVE THEIR WINGS RIGHT?
Ghosts: WHY NOT
UFO's: Y, IF NOT... IT WOULD BE AN AWEFUL WASTE OF SPACE
God: Y
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: NO... BUT MY AUNT IS PRETTY HOT… J/K
2. Ran away: N
3. Pictured your crush naked: Y
4. Skipped school: Y
5. Broken someone's heart: Y
6. Been in love: Y
7. Cried when someone died: N
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Y
10. Done something embarrasing: Y
11. Done a drug: N
12. Cried in school: Y
Preferences
13. Coke or Pepsi: PEPSI
14. Sprite or 7UP: SPRITE
15. Girls or Guys: GIRLS
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: CLEAN SHAVEN
18. Blondes or Brunettes: BRUNETTES
19. Bitchy or Slutty: BITCHY
20. Tall or Short: IRRELEVANT
21. Pants or Shorts: PANTS
22. Night or Day: NIGHT
23. What do you notice first: HAIR
24. Last person you slow danced with: KALINA
25. Worst Question To Ask: "YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE FOR A LIVING?"
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: LAST NIGHT
27. Stepped outside: AROUND 10:30 PM
28. Had Sex: HAHA... A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS
29. Romantic memory: SLOW DANCING IN AN EMPTY PARK
DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: Y
50. Save AIM conversations: Y
51. Save E-mails: Y
52. Forward secret E-mails: N, NOT E-MAILS
53. Wish you were someone else: Y, JOHNNY DEPP... HE ALWAYS GETS THE HOT WOMEN
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: N
55. Wear cologne: Y
56. Kiss: RECENTLY, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT
57. Cuddle: Y
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: Y
HAVE YOU EVER...
59. Fallen for your best friend?: Y
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: Y
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: Y
62 Had sex with two different people in the same day?: N
63. Been rejected: Y
64. Been in love?: Y
65. Been in lust?: Y
66. Used someone?: N
67. Been used?: DON'T KNOW
68. Cheated on someone?: Y, NEVER AGAIN! EVER!
69. Been cheated on?: NOT THAT I KNOW OF BUT STARTING TO QUESTION IT
70. Been kissed?: Y
71. Done something you regret?: I REGRET NOT DOING SOMETHING, A NUMBER OF THINGS ACTUALLY, MAYBE THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT NOW
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: LAUREN
73. You talked to?: MICHAEL
74. You hugged?: SARA
75. you instant messaged?: MIKIEL
76. You kissed?: ASHIYA
77. You yelled at?: MY SISTER
78. You thought about? UM... MY SISTER JUST NOW?
79. Who text messaged you?: KALINA
80. Who broke your heart?: SHE KNOWS
81. Who told you they loved you?: MY DAD
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair? N
83. Have tattoos?: N
84. Have piercings?: N
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: N
86. Own a webcam?: N
87. Own a thong?: N
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: N
90. Habla espanol?: NOT REALLY
91. Quack?: N
001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. i love olives
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I've done something illegal.
009. I've watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently.
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I've been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I'm really, really smart.
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I'm paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
037. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way that I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic.
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty.
045. I have cheated on someone.
046. I have a hidden talent.
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I've been sexually intimate with less than ten people.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto
056. I'm bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I'm obsessed with my Diary livejournal!
058. I don't hate anyone.
059. I'm a pretty good dancer
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a cell phone.
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I've rejected someone before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future.
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I've had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
076. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
077. I have a lot to learn.
078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
080. I am very shy around the opposite sex. (at times)
081. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
083. I have been rejected by someone.
084. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
085. I own the "SOUTHPARK" movie.
086. I have avoided work to play on Livejournal.
087. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
088. I enjoy country music.
089. I love my best friend.
090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
091. I occasonally watch soap operas.
092. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
095. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
096. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
098. I have dated a close friend's ex.
099. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. I've had a crush on somebody I have never met.
102. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating on something right now.
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in "lust" more than in "love."
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."
111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.
112. I am an entirely different person around different people.
113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
114. I think ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.
115. I am suffering of a broken heart.
116. I am a nerd.
117. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely.
118. I am left handed and proud of it.
119. I TRY not to change who I am for someone.
120. My heart resides below my feet.
121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
122. I enjoy smoothies.
123. I have had major surgery.
124. I have adopted a pet.
125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.
126. Some people call me by a nickname.
127. I once stole a music stand.
128. I like pumpkin pie.
129. I love NASCAR!
130. I own a over 200 CDs.
131. I work 7 days a week.
132. I've had mono.
132. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.
134. I'm still in my PJs.
135. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong people, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate.
137. I'll try anything three times. Almost anything.
138. Done drugs other than Alcohol or Cannabis.
139. I'm having trouble sleeping.
140. I am a cuddler.
141. I love John Waters films
142. I have made a pornographic videotape
143. I'm a vegetarian
144. I am Pagan
145. I sing WAY more than I should.
146. I Really like the word : "Bazooka"
147. I Like Nuns
148. Been made fun of so much you want to shoot yourself.
149. I am obsessed with Wicked.
150. I am in love with sigma phi epsilon brothers!
151. I like someone who I've known for a long time.
152. I think Sirius Black should be a real person.
153. I watch Boiling Points and laugh at the people.
154. Sometimes I'm too passive.
155. My room can't stay clean for longer than a day.
156. I still have a dial-up connection.
157. I hate leaving the house without a watch on.
158. I have a sick obsession with bean burritos.
159. I own bunny slippers.
160. Band isn't just something to fill the time.
161. I would pee my pants if I did not have Chapstick on me 24/7/365
162. I have my own car.
163. I love surprises.
164. I love one of my parents more than the other.
165. I over analyze everything thing.
166. I ate cheerios for breakfast.
167. I’m in love with somebody who doesn't want a serious relationship yet.
168. I feel naked if I leave home without my cell phone.
Bold all the movies you've seen:
01. Trainspotting
02. Shrek
03. Memento
04. Dogma
05. Strictly Ballroom
06. The Princess Bride
07. Love Actually
08. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings
09. The Lord of the Rings : The Two Towers
10. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
11. Reservoir Dogs
12. Desperado
13. Swordfish
14. Kill Bill Vol. 1
15. Donnie Darko
16. Spirited Away
17. Better Than Sex
18. Sleepy Hollow
19. Pirates of the Caribbean
20. The Eye
21. Requiem for a Dream
22. Dawn of the Dead
23. The Pillow Book
24. The Italian Job
25. Goonies
26. BASEketball\
27. The Spice Girls Movie
28. Army of Darkness
29. The Color Purple
30. The Safety of Objects
31. Can't Hardly Wait
32. Mystic Pizza
33. Finding Nemo
34. Monsters Inc.
35. Circle of Friends
36. Mary Poppins
37. The Bourne Identity
38. Forrest Gump
39. A Clockwork Orange
40. Kindergarten Cop
41. On The Line
42. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
43. Final Destination
44. Sorority Boys
45. Urban Legend
46. Cheaper by the Dozen
47. Fierce Creatures
48. Dude, Where's My Car?
49. Ladyhawke
50. Ghostbusters
51. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
52. Back to the Future
53. An Affair To Remember
54. Somewhere In Time
55. North By Northwest
56. Moulin Rouge
57. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
58. The Wizard of Oz
59. Zoolander
60. A Walk to Remember
61. Chicago
62. Vanilla Sky
63. The Sweetest Thing
64. Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead
65. The Nightmare Before Christmas
66. Chasing Amy
67. Edward Scissorhands
67. Battle Royale
68. Kill Bill Vol. 2
69. Fight Club
70. Clerks
71. The Crow
72. Get Real
73. Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone
74. Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban
75. Wake
76. Silence of the Lambs
77. Pulp Fiction
78. The Crying Game
79. Amélie
80. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
81. Happy Campers
82. Velvet Goldmine
83. Elephant
84. Peter Pan
85. Camp
86. Particles of Truth
87. The Godfather
88. Big Fish
89. The Passion of the Christ
90. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
91. The Neverending Story
92. The Breakfast Club
93. Newsies
94. Princess Mononoke
95. The Prince of Egypt
96. Grease
97. The Hidden Fortress
98. Troy
99. It Happened One Night
100. Hackers
101. Dead Poets Society
102. Ghost Ship
103. The Wedding Banquet
104. The Red Violin
105. The Beach
106. The Women
107. Run Lola Run
108. The Quiet Man
109. X-Men
110. X-2
111. Spiderman
112. Punch Drunk Love
113. From Dusk 'Til Dawn
114. Joe Vs. The Volcano
115. Meet Joe Black
116. Gregory's Girl
117. In the Time of the Butterflies
118. The Butterfly Effect
119. Dirty Dancing
120. Final Destination 2
121. Rosemary's Baby
122. Spider-Man 2
123. Practical Magic
124. Shark Tale
125. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
126. Sweet Home Alabama
127. American Beauty
128. Rocky Horror Picture Show
129. American Psycho
130. American History X
131. Ray
132. Waking Life
133. I Heart Huckabees
134. Garden State
135. What the Bleep Do We Know
136. Gone In 60 Seconds
137. 8 Mile
138. Blow
139. Napoleon Dynamite
140. Bend it like Beckham
141. Charlies Angels
142. Charlies Angels: Full Throttle
143. Along came polly
144. Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
145. Sabrina
146. Centerstage
147. Father of the Bride
148. October Sky
149. Radio
MY VERSION
RULES FOR WOMEN!!! (ROD)
* If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of those ways makes you sad or angry... we meant the other way.
* Department stores and malls were purposely designed so that when you want to look at bed linen, shower curtains or handbags, there are always some speakers, tires or sporting equipment nearby.
* We don't know ANYTHING about handbags. Please, don't even ask.
* We DID water the plants. They died anyway. Nobody knows why this happens.
* Silence does not always need to be filled with discussions about "us" and "the relationship."
* It is in neither your best interest nor ours to take those stupid magazine quizzes together.
* Actually, you probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
* Good things for you to help us with: the Sunday crossword, yard work, the dishes, cleaning, and grocery shopping. * Things you should let us do alone: figuring out where we are, watching anything on TBS, playing cards, and home repair.
* Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
* Curley is the bald one.
* Unless you are willing to follow the careers of Cal Ripken, Michael Jordan, or Arnold Schwarzenegger, don't expect us to know what Helen Gurley Brown, Hilary Clinton, or Naomi Wolf are up to.
* Socks never constitute a gift.
* Dinner out is a pretty good birthday present. Two tickets to a ball game are even better.
* Two hot dogs and a drink at a baseball game do, in fact, constitute going out to dinner.
* Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
* You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
* Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.
* No, you can't have the remote control.
* When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
Y for Yes
N for No
M for Maybe
E for Eventually
* for Already Have
- for I'm Not Answering That
Would you…
( ) buy me a drink if I didn't have money?
( ) take me home for the night?
( ) let me sleep in your bed?
( ) sing car karaoke with me?
( ) sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
( ) come and pick me up at 3am cause my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
( ) go out with me?
( ) give me your number?
( ) let me kiss you?
( ) watch a movie with me... even one u don't want to see at all?
( ) let me take you out to dinner?
( ) drive me somewhere/anywhere?
( ) take a shower with me?
( ) be my gf/bf?
( ) have a fling with me?
( ) listen to me if I called you, crying, even if you were out with all of your friends?
( ) re-post this for me to answer your questions?
ABOUT ME:
Name: ROD
Age: 18
Birthday: 22 JUNE 1986
School: UNIVERSITY OF FLORIDA
Eyes: DARK BROWN
Hair: BLACK
Height: 5'8
Shoe Size: 10
Who lives with you: MICHAEL KENDRICK
When is your bedtime?: WHEN EVER I PASS OUT AND AT 8:30 AM, WHEN CHEMISTRY STARTS
HAVE YOU EVER...
Flown on a plane: Y
Ever been so drunk you blacked out: Y, NEVER AGAIN! EVER!
Missed school because it was raining: Y
Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: Y
Put a body part on fire for amusement: N
Had a crush on a friend’s girlfriend/boyfriend: Y
Been hurt emotionally: Y
Kept a secret from everyone: Y
Wanted to hook up with a friend: Y
Ever thought an animated character was hot?: Y, JASMINE FROM ALADIN
Cut your hair: Y
Had crush on a teacher? Y, TOLANI!!!
SOME FAVORITES...
Fav Color: NONE
Day/Night: NIGHT
Summer/Winter: SUMMER
Fave Food: ASKING ME TO PICK ONE IS UNFAIR
Fave Drink: GATORAID
IN THE LAST 24 HRS
Cried: N
Worn jeans: Y
Done laundry: N
Drove a car: Y
Talked on the phone: Y
Kissed someone: N
Said "I love you": Y
DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Yourself: I TRY TO
Your friends: SOME OF THEM
Santa Claus: N
Tooth Fairy: N
Destiny/Fate: STILL WAITING ON IT
Angels: Y, FRIENDS THAT STILL HAVE THEIR WINGS RIGHT?
Ghosts: WHY NOT
UFO's: Y, IF NOT... IT WOULD BE AN AWEFUL WASTE OF SPACE
God: Y
HAVE YOU EVER
1. Kissed your cousin: NO... BUT MY AUNT IS PRETTY HOT… J/K
2. Ran away: N
3. Pictured your crush naked: Y
4. Skipped school: Y
5. Broken someone's heart: Y
6. Been in love: Y
7. Cried when someone died: N
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: Y
10. Done something embarrasing: Y
11. Done a drug: N
12. Cried in school: Y
Preferences
13. Coke or Pepsi: PEPSI
14. Sprite or 7UP: SPRITE
15. Girls or Guys: GIRLS
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: CLEAN SHAVEN
18. Blondes or Brunettes: BRUNETTES
19. Bitchy or Slutty: BITCHY
20. Tall or Short: IRRELEVANT
21. Pants or Shorts: PANTS
22. Night or Day: NIGHT
23. What do you notice first: HAIR
24. Last person you slow danced with: KALINA
25. Worst Question To Ask: "YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE FOR A LIVING?"
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: LAST NIGHT
27. Stepped outside: AROUND 10:30 PM
28. Had Sex: HAHA... A GENTLEMAN NEVER TELLS
29. Romantic memory: SLOW DANCING IN AN EMPTY PARK
DO YOU EVER
49. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: Y
50. Save AIM conversations: Y
51. Save E-mails: Y
52. Forward secret E-mails: N, NOT E-MAILS
53. Wish you were someone else: Y, JOHNNY DEPP... HE ALWAYS GETS THE HOT WOMEN
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: N
55. Wear cologne: Y
56. Kiss: RECENTLY, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT
57. Cuddle: Y
58. Go online for longer than eight hours at a time: Y
HAVE YOU EVER...
59. Fallen for your best friend?: Y
60. Made out with JUST a friend?: Y
61. Kissed two people in the same day?: Y
62 Had sex with two different people in the same day?: N
63. Been rejected: Y
64. Been in love?: Y
65. Been in lust?: Y
66. Used someone?: N
67. Been used?: DON'T KNOW
68. Cheated on someone?: Y, NEVER AGAIN! EVER!
69. Been cheated on?: NOT THAT I KNOW OF BUT STARTING TO QUESTION IT
70. Been kissed?: Y
71. Done something you regret?: I REGRET NOT DOING SOMETHING, A NUMBER OF THINGS ACTUALLY, MAYBE THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT NOW
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: LAUREN
73. You talked to?: MICHAEL
74. You hugged?: SARA
75. you instant messaged?: MIKIEL
76. You kissed?: ASHIYA
77. You yelled at?: MY SISTER
78. You thought about? UM... MY SISTER JUST NOW?
79. Who text messaged you?: KALINA
80. Who broke your heart?: SHE KNOWS
81. Who told you they loved you?: MY DAD
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair? N
83. Have tattoos?: N
84. Have piercings?: N
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: N
86. Own a webcam?: N
87. Own a thong?: N
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: N
90. Habla espanol?: NOT REALLY
91. Quack?: N
001. I miss somebody right now.
002. I watch more tv than I used to.
003. i love olives
004. I love sleeping.
005. I own a home.
006. I wear glasses or contact lenses.
007. I love to play video games.
008. I've done something illegal.
009. I've watched porn movies.
010. I have been in a threesome.
011. I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
012. I like my handwriting.
013. I have acne free skin.
014. I like and respect Al Sharpton.
015. I curse frequently.
016. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
017. I have a hobby.
018. I've been to another country.
019. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
020. I'm really, really smart.
021. I've never broken anyone else's bones.
022. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
023. I love rain.
024. I'm paranoid at times.
025. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
026. I need money right now.
027. I love sushi.
028. I talk really, really fast sometimes.
029. I have fresh breath in the morning.
030. I have long hair.
031. I have lost money in Las Vegas.
032. I have at least one brother and/or sister.
033. I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
034. I shave my legs.
035. I have a twin.
037. I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
038. I like the way that I look.
039. I have lied to a good friend in the past 6 months.
040. I know how to do cornrows.
041. I am usually pessimistic.
042. I have mood swings.
043. I think prostitution should be legalized.
044. I think Britney Spears is pretty.
045. I have cheated on someone.
046. I have a hidden talent.
047. I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
048. I've been sexually intimate with less than ten people.
049. I am currently single.
050. I have kissed someone of the same sex.
051. I enjoy talking on the phone.
052. I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
053. I love to shop.
054. I would rather shop than eat.
055. I would classify myself as ghetto
056. I'm bourgeoisie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders.
057. I'm obsessed with my Diary livejournal!
058. I don't hate anyone.
059. I'm a pretty good dancer
060. I don't think Mike Tyson raped Desiree Washington.
061. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
062. I have a cell phone.
063. I watch MTV on a daily basis.
065. I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
067. I have never been in a real relationship before.
068. I've rejected someone before.
069. I currently have a crush on someone.
070. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
071. I want to have children in the future.
072. I have changed a diaper before.
073. I've had the cops called on me before.
074. I bite my nails.
075. I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
076. I'm not allergic to anything deadly.
077. I have a lot to learn.
078. I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.
079. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie.
080. I am very shy around the opposite sex. (at times)
081. I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
082. I have at least 5 away messages saved.
083. I have been rejected by someone.
084. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past.
085. I own the "SOUTHPARK" movie.
086. I have avoided work to play on Livejournal.
087. When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum.
088. I enjoy country music.
089. I love my best friend.
090. I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
091. I occasonally watch soap operas.
092. I'm obsessive, anal retentive, and often a perfectionist.
093. I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
094. I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
095. I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
096. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
097. I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
098. I have dated a close friend's ex.
099. I'm happy as of this moment.
100. I have gone scuba diving.
101. I've had a crush on somebody I have never met.
102. I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
103. I play a musical instrument.
104. I strongly dislike math.
105. I'm procrastinating on something right now.
106. I own and use a library card.
107. I fall in "lust" more than in "love."
108. Cheese enchiladas rock my socks.
109. I think The Lord of the Rings is one of the greatest things ever.
110. I'm obsessed with the tv show "The O.C."
111. I am resentful that I have to grow up.
112. I am an entirely different person around different people.
113. I think the world would be a better place if people just smiled more often.
114. I think ramen is one of the best foods in the whole world.
115. I am suffering of a broken heart.
116. I am a nerd.
117. No matter where I am or who I'm with, I always seem to be lonely.
118. I am left handed and proud of it.
119. I TRY not to change who I am for someone.
120. My heart resides below my feet.
121. I have had sex with someone I was not in a relationship with.
122. I enjoy smoothies.
123. I have had major surgery.
124. I have adopted a pet.
125. I am listening to Radiohead right now.
126. Some people call me by a nickname.
127. I once stole a music stand.
128. I like pumpkin pie.
129. I love NASCAR!
130. I own a over 200 CDs.
131. I work 7 days a week.
132. I've had mono.
132. I don't have the ability to make decisions without changing my mind.
133. People tell me I have a horrible sense of humor.
134. I'm still in my PJs.
135. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places.
136. I have a tendency to fall for the wrong people, or have them fall for me, so I can't help but reciprocate.
137. I'll try anything three times. Almost anything.
138. Done drugs other than Alcohol or Cannabis.
139. I'm having trouble sleeping.
140. I am a cuddler.
141. I love John Waters films
142. I have made a pornographic videotape
143. I'm a vegetarian
144. I am Pagan
145. I sing WAY more than I should.
146. I Really like the word : "Bazooka"
147. I Like Nuns
148. Been made fun of so much you want to shoot yourself.
149. I am obsessed with Wicked.
150. I am in love with sigma phi epsilon brothers!
151. I like someone who I've known for a long time.
152. I think Sirius Black should be a real person.
153. I watch Boiling Points and laugh at the people.
154. Sometimes I'm too passive.
155. My room can't stay clean for longer than a day.
156. I still have a dial-up connection.
157. I hate leaving the house without a watch on.
158. I have a sick obsession with bean burritos.
159. I own bunny slippers.
160. Band isn't just something to fill the time.
161. I would pee my pants if I did not have Chapstick on me 24/7/365
162. I have my own car.
163. I love surprises.
164. I love one of my parents more than the other.
165. I over analyze everything thing.
166. I ate cheerios for breakfast.
167. I’m in love with somebody who doesn't want a serious relationship yet.
168. I feel naked if I leave home without my cell phone.
Bold all the movies you've seen:
01. Trainspotting
02. Shrek
03. Memento
04. Dogma
05. Strictly Ballroom
06. The Princess Bride
07. Love Actually
08. The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings
09. The Lord of the Rings : The Two Towers
10. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
11. Reservoir Dogs
12. Desperado
13. Swordfish
14. Kill Bill Vol. 1
15. Donnie Darko
16. Spirited Away
17. Better Than Sex
18. Sleepy Hollow
19. Pirates of the Caribbean
20. The Eye
21. Requiem for a Dream
22. Dawn of the Dead
23. The Pillow Book
24. The Italian Job
25. Goonies
26. BASEketball\
27. The Spice Girls Movie
28. Army of Darkness
29. The Color Purple
30. The Safety of Objects
31. Can't Hardly Wait
32. Mystic Pizza
33. Finding Nemo
34. Monsters Inc.
35. Circle of Friends
36. Mary Poppins
37. The Bourne Identity
38. Forrest Gump
39. A Clockwork Orange
40. Kindergarten Cop
41. On The Line
42. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
43. Final Destination
44. Sorority Boys
45. Urban Legend
46. Cheaper by the Dozen
47. Fierce Creatures
48. Dude, Where's My Car?
49. Ladyhawke
50. Ghostbusters
51. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
52. Back to the Future
53. An Affair To Remember
54. Somewhere In Time
55. North By Northwest
56. Moulin Rouge
57. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
58. The Wizard of Oz
59. Zoolander
60. A Walk to Remember
61. Chicago
62. Vanilla Sky
63. The Sweetest Thing
64. Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead
65. The Nightmare Before Christmas
66. Chasing Amy
67. Edward Scissorhands
67. Battle Royale
68. Kill Bill Vol. 2
69. Fight Club
70. Clerks
71. The Crow
72. Get Real
73. Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone
74. Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban
75. Wake
76. Silence of the Lambs
77. Pulp Fiction
78. The Crying Game
79. Amélie
80. Hedwig and the Angry Inch
81. Happy Campers
82. Velvet Goldmine
83. Elephant
84. Peter Pan
85. Camp
86. Particles of Truth
87. The Godfather
88. Big Fish
89. The Passion of the Christ
90. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
91. The Neverending Story
92. The Breakfast Club
93. Newsies
94. Princess Mononoke
95. The Prince of Egypt
96. Grease
97. The Hidden Fortress
98. Troy
99. It Happened One Night
100. Hackers
101. Dead Poets Society
102. Ghost Ship
103. The Wedding Banquet
104. The Red Violin
105. The Beach
106. The Women
107. Run Lola Run
108. The Quiet Man
109. X-Men
110. X-2
111. Spiderman
112. Punch Drunk Love
113. From Dusk 'Til Dawn
114. Joe Vs. The Volcano
115. Meet Joe Black
116. Gregory's Girl
117. In the Time of the Butterflies
118. The Butterfly Effect
119. Dirty Dancing
120. Final Destination 2
121. Rosemary's Baby
122. Spider-Man 2
123. Practical Magic
124. Shark Tale
125. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
126. Sweet Home Alabama
127. American Beauty
128. Rocky Horror Picture Show
129. American Psycho
130. American History X
131. Ray
132. Waking Life
133. I Heart Huckabees
134. Garden State
135. What the Bleep Do We Know
136. Gone In 60 Seconds
137. 8 Mile
138. Blow
139. Napoleon Dynamite
140. Bend it like Beckham
141. Charlies Angels
142. Charlies Angels: Full Throttle
143. Along came polly
144. Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
145. Sabrina
146. Centerstage
147. Father of the Bride
148. October Sky
149. Radio
MY VERSION
RULES FOR WOMEN!!! (ROD)
* If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of those ways makes you sad or angry... we meant the other way.
* Department stores and malls were purposely designed so that when you want to look at bed linen, shower curtains or handbags, there are always some speakers, tires or sporting equipment nearby.
* We don't know ANYTHING about handbags. Please, don't even ask.
* We DID water the plants. They died anyway. Nobody knows why this happens.
* Silence does not always need to be filled with discussions about "us" and "the relationship."
* It is in neither your best interest nor ours to take those stupid magazine quizzes together.
* Actually, you probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
* Good things for you to help us with: the Sunday crossword, yard work, the dishes, cleaning, and grocery shopping. * Things you should let us do alone: figuring out where we are, watching anything on TBS, playing cards, and home repair.
* Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
* Curley is the bald one.
* Unless you are willing to follow the careers of Cal Ripken, Michael Jordan, or Arnold Schwarzenegger, don't expect us to know what Helen Gurley Brown, Hilary Clinton, or Naomi Wolf are up to.
* Socks never constitute a gift.
* Dinner out is a pretty good birthday present. Two tickets to a ball game are even better.
* Two hot dogs and a drink at a baseball game do, in fact, constitute going out to dinner.
* Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
* You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done-not both.
* Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.
* No, you can't have the remote control.
* When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
Y for Yes
N for No
M for Maybe
E for Eventually
* for Already Have
- for I'm Not Answering That
Would you…
( ) buy me a drink if I didn't have money?
( ) take me home for the night?
( ) let me sleep in your bed?
( ) sing car karaoke with me?
( ) sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
( ) come and pick me up at 3am cause my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
( ) go out with me?
( ) give me your number?
( ) let me kiss you?
( ) watch a movie with me... even one u don't want to see at all?
( ) let me take you out to dinner?
( ) drive me somewhere/anywhere?
( ) take a shower with me?
( ) be my gf/bf?
( ) have a fling with me?
( ) listen to me if I called you, crying, even if you were out with all of your friends?
( ) re-post this for me to answer your questions?