Q and A
Q: What do you do when your uppity, snobby, better-than-everyone-else family informs you that for the children's name drawing for presents you must get something "nice" and "not to be cheap" for the child's name that you drew?
A: Why you get them the Fisher-Price Dora Mega Tunes Guitar with more than 20 pre-programmed songs and hours of endless fun! Plus a mega pack of Energizer batteries and already have the bitch loaded! So they can all kiss my motherfucking ass!
Motherfucking Family! I hate this shit! There's nothing jolly about my holiday!
A: Why you get them the Fisher-Price Dora Mega Tunes Guitar with more than 20 pre-programmed songs and hours of endless fun! Plus a mega pack of Energizer batteries and already have the bitch loaded! So they can all kiss my motherfucking ass!
Motherfucking Family! I hate this shit! There's nothing jolly about my holiday!