[Radio Log] Jordan Wilde Is a Dead Man
WHO: Excellen Browning, Jordan Wilde, L, Molly, Pastamancer, Near
WHAT: There is a small explosion of tempers on FAC-IPA concerning covert actions during the last battle against the STMC. Jordan is in trouble again.
WHEN: Wednesday, August 22, 2007
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Whoever said there's only 200 body parts lied."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "...There's 200 of the damn things?"
(Fac-IPA) Molly teases. "Maybe your skull plates never fused together."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Hm. Loathing knows of twentynine."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Ha. Ha. Ha."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "...you're still not mad, are you?"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "...A little bit."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Right, safer here."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "You could've at least left me a video game or something. Or my radio."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "What're you guys doing anyway."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "INSTEAD OF GOING OFF AND NEARLY GETTING BLOWN UP."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "I got better!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "That's not the point!!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "We're a team, damn it!"
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "I didn't want you going!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "I DIDN'T WANT YOU GOING EITHER!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "You're lucky that... uh, that King of Burgers guy was there to rescue you!"
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde mrf. "Well, it was easier for me to handle!"
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Simmer down, kits."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "And anyway.. I.. I.. augh! I just was scared of something happening to you!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "I already proved myself a capable pilot. I can handle anything you can- well, think of my feelings once in a while, would you? You ever think I might feel the same way?"
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Okay, uh. Can..can I run some numbers past you two quickly?"
(Fac-IPA) Through a distorted voice, Near says, "Field operatives of the IPA should be prepared for themselves or their fellow officers to die in the line of duty at any time and should not allow themselves to invest themselves emotionally so heavily."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde frustrated noise.
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Also, spooky random kid #2."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "You shut the hell up, creepy guy."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Sure, easy for you to say."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "I didn't get this either, but apparently it has to do with some 'empathy stat' thing."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "They're hearts. Chill, spooky dude."
(Fac-IPA) Through a distorted voice, Near says, "Yes, it is easy for me to say. I do not place myself in field situations. I do not do so because I am terrified of the possibility of death. I am regarded by many people as cold and heartless and I cannot view this as an incorrect assessment."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "We get it. You're a diamond."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Well, I could do the same thing, and things would probably get better with -- wait, are you talking about cards?"
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "As we say in Loathing, 'What you do is not the game."
(Fac-IPA) Through a distorted voice, Near says, "Regardless it is a possibility and I would not like operatives to be overly devastated because they had not emotionally prepared itself for the situation. I apologize if I am too blunt and perhaps thoughtless in my remarks at times."
Fuu Hououji says, "Do you think I should give up on that SWAT thing? Shinji did have a point."
(Fac-IPA) Through a distorted voice, Near says, "I have said my piece and am done."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Cards? Not so much. Loathing boils people down to four personality types. The Spade, The Heart, The Club, and the Diamond."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "If that's a friend of 'Ryuzaki', I am so punching hm."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Well I [spoiler]"
(Fac-IPA) Through a distorted voice, Near says, "No, Mister Ryuzaki is only a colleague in the IPA SWAT and not my friend. He is not responsible for my actions and so punishing him for my actions would be pointless."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "Fine, duly noted. Creepy guys are mutually exclusive."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Molly, what is with you??"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "I'm ANGRY! You locked me in the hall closet for HOURS so you could go play cowboy!"
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "I dunno what to tell you, dude. I don't have relationships spaded out thus far, and my whole week is gonna be consumed with anticheese."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "And then, and then the ship you were on got blown up!"
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "I DIDN'T GO PLAY COWBOY! I locked YOU in there because maybe I was just scared to death that I'd lose the one thing in my life that leaves me feeling like a human again!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE TRUSTED ME!"
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "I DO!"
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "I--"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "Then ACT like it!"
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Fine!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "Fine!"
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "...huh."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Love impedes Adventuring. I'll make a note of that."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "...So are you coming home for dinner or what."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Maybe."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "What did you make?"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "I think it's stew."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "It looks like it, anyway."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Okay. What's in it?"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "Potatoes, squash, steak, and tomatoes. And a can of chili."
(Fac-IPA) Molly has an experimental taste.
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "..."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "...It's edible."
(Fac-IPA) Excellen Browning tries not to chuckle.
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "I don't think my stomach's altogether, yet."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Sorry?"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "It's okay."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "I was kind of lying when I said it was edible, anyway."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Yeah, figured."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "I can get some Nurasian BBQ?"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "...Deal. I'll throw this out, I guess."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Keep it. We'll send it to the random spooky kids to do an analysis on."
(Fac-IPA) Molly sputtered laughter
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "Okay, okay. I'll put it in the fridge and set the table. Come home when you can."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde blip. "Hi honey, I'm home."
(Fac-IPA) Molly click.
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Wait.. WHO TOLD HER I WAS ON THE HOOD?!"
(Fac-IPA) 'Ryuzaki', L says, "...The two of you are very noisy."
(Fac-IPA) Excellen Browning starts snickering. "Someone's in trooooouble.."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde clicks. Dead man running.
WHAT: There is a small explosion of tempers on FAC-IPA concerning covert actions during the last battle against the STMC. Jordan is in trouble again.
WHEN: Wednesday, August 22, 2007
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Whoever said there's only 200 body parts lied."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "...There's 200 of the damn things?"
(Fac-IPA) Molly teases. "Maybe your skull plates never fused together."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Hm. Loathing knows of twentynine."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Ha. Ha. Ha."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "...you're still not mad, are you?"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "...A little bit."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Right, safer here."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "You could've at least left me a video game or something. Or my radio."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "What're you guys doing anyway."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "INSTEAD OF GOING OFF AND NEARLY GETTING BLOWN UP."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "I got better!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "That's not the point!!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "We're a team, damn it!"
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "I didn't want you going!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "I DIDN'T WANT YOU GOING EITHER!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "You're lucky that... uh, that King of Burgers guy was there to rescue you!"
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde mrf. "Well, it was easier for me to handle!"
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Simmer down, kits."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "And anyway.. I.. I.. augh! I just was scared of something happening to you!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "I already proved myself a capable pilot. I can handle anything you can- well, think of my feelings once in a while, would you? You ever think I might feel the same way?"
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Okay, uh. Can..can I run some numbers past you two quickly?"
(Fac-IPA) Through a distorted voice, Near says, "Field operatives of the IPA should be prepared for themselves or their fellow officers to die in the line of duty at any time and should not allow themselves to invest themselves emotionally so heavily."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde frustrated noise.
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Also, spooky random kid #2."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "You shut the hell up, creepy guy."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Sure, easy for you to say."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "I didn't get this either, but apparently it has to do with some 'empathy stat' thing."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "They're hearts. Chill, spooky dude."
(Fac-IPA) Through a distorted voice, Near says, "Yes, it is easy for me to say. I do not place myself in field situations. I do not do so because I am terrified of the possibility of death. I am regarded by many people as cold and heartless and I cannot view this as an incorrect assessment."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "We get it. You're a diamond."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Well, I could do the same thing, and things would probably get better with -- wait, are you talking about cards?"
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "As we say in Loathing, 'What you do is not the game."
(Fac-IPA) Through a distorted voice, Near says, "Regardless it is a possibility and I would not like operatives to be overly devastated because they had not emotionally prepared itself for the situation. I apologize if I am too blunt and perhaps thoughtless in my remarks at times."
Fuu Hououji says, "Do you think I should give up on that SWAT thing? Shinji did have a point."
(Fac-IPA) Through a distorted voice, Near says, "I have said my piece and am done."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Cards? Not so much. Loathing boils people down to four personality types. The Spade, The Heart, The Club, and the Diamond."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "If that's a friend of 'Ryuzaki', I am so punching hm."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Well I [spoiler]"
(Fac-IPA) Through a distorted voice, Near says, "No, Mister Ryuzaki is only a colleague in the IPA SWAT and not my friend. He is not responsible for my actions and so punishing him for my actions would be pointless."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "Fine, duly noted. Creepy guys are mutually exclusive."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Molly, what is with you??"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "I'm ANGRY! You locked me in the hall closet for HOURS so you could go play cowboy!"
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "I dunno what to tell you, dude. I don't have relationships spaded out thus far, and my whole week is gonna be consumed with anticheese."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "And then, and then the ship you were on got blown up!"
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "I DIDN'T GO PLAY COWBOY! I locked YOU in there because maybe I was just scared to death that I'd lose the one thing in my life that leaves me feeling like a human again!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE TRUSTED ME!"
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "I DO!"
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "I--"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "Then ACT like it!"
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Fine!"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "Fine!"
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "...huh."
(Fac-IPA) Pastamancer says, "Love impedes Adventuring. I'll make a note of that."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "...So are you coming home for dinner or what."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Maybe."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "What did you make?"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "I think it's stew."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "It looks like it, anyway."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Okay. What's in it?"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "Potatoes, squash, steak, and tomatoes. And a can of chili."
(Fac-IPA) Molly has an experimental taste.
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "..."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "...It's edible."
(Fac-IPA) Excellen Browning tries not to chuckle.
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "I don't think my stomach's altogether, yet."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Sorry?"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "It's okay."
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "I was kind of lying when I said it was edible, anyway."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Yeah, figured."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "I can get some Nurasian BBQ?"
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "...Deal. I'll throw this out, I guess."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Keep it. We'll send it to the random spooky kids to do an analysis on."
(Fac-IPA) Molly sputtered laughter
(Fac-IPA) Molly says, "Okay, okay. I'll put it in the fridge and set the table. Come home when you can."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde blip. "Hi honey, I'm home."
(Fac-IPA) Molly click.
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde says, "Wait.. WHO TOLD HER I WAS ON THE HOOD?!"
(Fac-IPA) 'Ryuzaki', L says, "...The two of you are very noisy."
(Fac-IPA) Excellen Browning starts snickering. "Someone's in trooooouble.."
(Fac-IPA) Jordan Wilde clicks. Dead man running.