HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAVIN!
that's
gavin for those of you that need the link
i can't say his age because i can't count that in backwards (the whole BC and AD thing are confusing!)
i can give you a few one-liners to give you an idea though...
he has jesus' beeper number
his social security number is ... 1
his primary identification is a rock
jesus signed his year book
his memory is in black and white
seeing jurrasic park brought back a flood of memories for him
he took his driver's test on a dinosaur
when he was in school there was no "history" class
he co-wrote the 10 commandments
he was a busboy at the last supper
when he was a kid, rainbows were in black and white
when he wa born, the dead sea was just "getting sick"
and lastly....
he's so old......
he watches PBS!