Picspam: Desperate Housewives
This one is definitely NOT dial-up friendly. There are a lot of caps for this one. Dave was absolutely crazy in this one.
Didn't really pay too much attention to the other stories, I was too busy writing Garrett's untitled story. Poor Garrett - I don't think it's a good idea to write while watching Crazy!Dave get angry and bust a water pipe with a baseball bat. ;)
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Oh yeah, yeah, he's good...but he's not Mike.
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"I want Mike."
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Uh-oh...this can't be good.
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Tom looks a bit nervous.
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*Must go to happy place.*
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"Ah...there's my happy place."
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Tom is thinking: "This guy is crazy."
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Dave is not really interested in what Edie is saying.
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He holds the knife like he wants to cut someone open.
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"My precious."
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Something is not right with Dave. (like we didn't know that already.)
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Uh-oh, angry hands.
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"You don't want to see me angry."
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Starting to look like Crazy hair!Dave
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"I have a lot on my mind." Yeah, no kidding. Like: How do I get Mike in the band so I can kill.
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Wow! Happy pills. He could open up his own pharmacy.
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"Viagra? That's not mine."
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This part was awesome. You can see how he's trying to control his anger.
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So, did the happy pills work?
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So far so good. He's talking to Mike about a busted water pipe.
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Water pipe is not busted.
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Apparently the happy pills didn't work.
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Well, he's got a busted water pipe now.
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Mike: "Someone really went to town on your water pipe."
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Dave: "Yeah, damn kids."
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"Hey, have you thought about joining the band?"
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Thinking: "Mike lives to far, must think of evil plot to get Mike to live closer."
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"I'll do whatever it takes to get you to live closer so you can join the band."
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Dave must suck up to wife he yelled at earlier.
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"I bought another house."
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Neal thinking: "Do not want Nicollette kisses..."
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"...only want Ruve kisses."
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He opened that bottle of beer like he was twisting someone's neck. And since he's on meds, he shouldn't be drinking.
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Okay, seriously, Mister Rogers, lose the sweaters! It's obviously not COLD out.
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He rented the house he bought to Mike so he could be closer to join the band.
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Didn't really pay too much attention to the other stories, I was too busy writing Garrett's untitled story. Poor Garrett - I don't think it's a good idea to write while watching Crazy!Dave get angry and bust a water pipe with a baseball bat. ;)
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Oh yeah, yeah, he's good...but he's not Mike.
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"I want Mike."
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Uh-oh...this can't be good.
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Tom looks a bit nervous.
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*Must go to happy place.*
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"Ah...there's my happy place."
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Tom is thinking: "This guy is crazy."
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Dave is not really interested in what Edie is saying.
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He holds the knife like he wants to cut someone open.
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"My precious."
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Something is not right with Dave. (like we didn't know that already.)
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Uh-oh, angry hands.
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"You don't want to see me angry."
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Starting to look like Crazy hair!Dave
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"I have a lot on my mind." Yeah, no kidding. Like: How do I get Mike in the band so I can kill.
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Wow! Happy pills. He could open up his own pharmacy.
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"Viagra? That's not mine."
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This part was awesome. You can see how he's trying to control his anger.
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So, did the happy pills work?
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So far so good. He's talking to Mike about a busted water pipe.
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Water pipe is not busted.
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Apparently the happy pills didn't work.
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Well, he's got a busted water pipe now.
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Mike: "Someone really went to town on your water pipe."
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Dave: "Yeah, damn kids."
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"Hey, have you thought about joining the band?"
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Thinking: "Mike lives to far, must think of evil plot to get Mike to live closer."
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"I'll do whatever it takes to get you to live closer so you can join the band."
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Dave must suck up to wife he yelled at earlier.
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"I bought another house."
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Neal thinking: "Do not want Nicollette kisses..."
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"...only want Ruve kisses."
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266.
267.
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He opened that bottle of beer like he was twisting someone's neck. And since he's on meds, he shouldn't be drinking.
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Okay, seriously, Mister Rogers, lose the sweaters! It's obviously not COLD out.
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He rented the house he bought to Mike so he could be closer to join the band.
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