Suju random generator Drabbles
So here's how this works. I went here and pressed refresh a bunch of times, and then drabble'd everything I got. Have fun?
Pairings varied, ratings varied, enter at your own risk... though it's not too bad.
Hard
For a day, Yesung tries to amuse Kibum. He finds Kibum not playful enough, always too serious, and he doesn't like that. He personally blames Kibum's lack of group activities; though the group is always over scheduled, Yesung always finds their activities to cheer up even his most stressful of days.
Yesung attempts this in several ways. He puts on a comedy show, with Donghae. He bribes Ryeowook into acting cute for Kibum. He even makes his turtle tap dance - attempts to, anyway.
"This is hard," Yesung concludes at the end of his failed attempts, and he pouts before sitting next to Kibum on the couch.
Only then does Kibum smile.
"You're cute," is all Kibum says.
This is our time
There always seems to be someone around, and it annoys Donghae. What pisses him off more, though, is that Kibum doesn't seem to notice. Or maybe Kibum does, but doesn't want to do anything in getting rid of their unwanted company. Or maybe Kibum's purposely asking everyone to ruin their alone time. Or maybe Kibum just doesn't want to be alone with him because his feelings for Donghae have changed. Or wait, what if --
The door shuts.
"About damn time," Kibum remarks, turning to Donghae and frowning. "What's with that look? You know I couldn't kiss you how I'd like to, not with everyone watching."
"Oh."
Donghae curses his inner paranoia, but by the time Kibum's lips meet his, he forgets about it completely.
Eunhyuk
"Hyung, calm down, your temper's acting up again."
"I do not have a temper!"
"Right, and I believe in aliens."
"...was that sarcasm?"
"Not the point! Hyung, you're just over-thinking things, I promise."
"I'm not over-thinking! All you talk about is Hyuk this, Hyuk that - and not once do you ever talk about your love--"
"I do too! Just, not around you."
"And why not? It's nice to feel appreciated once in a while, you know?"
"Because... you're the one person who I thought didn't need their ego stroked."
"...oh."
"You know I love you, right?"
"...oh."
"Kangin."
"...right, I love you too Donghae."
Easy
Kangin smirks knowingly across the table, and it makes Yesung uneasy.
"Hey, what do you think?" Kangin asks, standing up and pointing down at his shirt. "Does it look okay?"
Yesung frowns. "Um... sure?"
"Ah, alright." Kangin pauses. "Hey, I heard you went on a hot date with some guy."
Yesung's eyes widen. "Um, not really, no."
"Would you like to?"
Yesung shrugs. "Your pick up lines are lame, Kangin. But yes, sure."
Kangin smirks.
That was easy.
Choosing a trophy
They both like Kyuhyun, not that this is peculiar, nor that this is any surprise at all. So Sungmin and Zhou Mi have a test of wits.
The winner, naturally, gets to ask Kyuhyun on a date.
The loser, gets free clothing as compensation.
It seems fair, until the two of them hit the mall to pick out their trophy. And by the end of the day, giving Kyuhyun up for the sake of a free article of clothing becomes a very tempting idea.
Heechul
Zhou Mi asks Donghae what he thinks of Heechul, and Donghae is all praises for his hyung, even though Zhou Mi thinks Donghae would give praises to any of his elders.
Donghae bounces the question back, and Zhou Mi shrugs. Heechul, it seems, is not his type.
"So who is your type?" Donghae asks, genuinely curious.
"Someone like you, I guess," Zhou Mi answers, honestly. Open-minded and cheerful, without the dash of obnoxiousness.
Donghae naturally takes this the wrong way, and repeats once more if he is really Zhou Mi's type.
"Oh," Zhou Mi says with a laugh, "Not like that. Well, maybe."
Donghae proposes a date to find out. Zhou Mi doesn't decline.
Let's run away and join the circus
Ryeowook accidentally drops Yesung's turtle into the toilet while trying to clean him. Kibum accidentally sits on Heechul's cat.
They both freak out and run into each other.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT," they yell into each other's faces, before bursting into laughter completely.
"You think our hyungs will notice?" Ryeowook asks, once they've shared their own tales.
"Probably." Kibum smiles. "We could always run away and join the circus."
"Or sell ourselves to the protection of our fans."
"Or go to dinner and momentarily forget this ever happened?"
"I'd like that."
Hip thrusts
The release of the Bonamana MV is the beginning of many fangirls' sexual frustrations, but no one is more sexually frustrated than Kibum. So after Donghae returns home one evening, and conveniently after Kibum has pressed replay on Youtube countless times to watch Donghae's hip thrusts, Donghae finds himself jumped and thrown into his own bed.
"Forget everything I said when we first started dating," Kibum growls, ripping off his shirt and joining Donghae on the bed. "You better fucking top me."
So Donghae does.
Perfume Scented Love Letters
Kyuhyun finds it strange to see Eunhyuk in the woman's department of the store, but he ignores it for the moment. But then it comes to him once more when he starts receiving perfume scented love letters, though it doesn't take long to figure out who they're from, not with Eunhyuk's initials at the bottom of each letter.
"That explains why I saw you sniffing perfumes," deduces Kyuhyun, acting as if he'd known all along.
"Well yes, but why were you at the woman's department?"
"Me?" Kyuhyun laughs. "I was trying to find acne creme."
Building a robot out of broken toasters
Henry is not sure why Donghae chooses him, of all people, to help him build robots out of broken toasters. Henry doesn't even expect Donghae to make a working robot, but somehow after a few hours Donghae manages to make one work.
"I don't believe you."
"But really, it works!"
"If it doesn't work," begins Henry, and he ponders it carefully, "If it doesn't work, you have to go out with me."
"Fine."
"...so what does it do?"
"Watch!" Donghae claps his hands once, and the lights of the robot immediately turn on. Henry is momentarily impressed, but not until he sees what the robot does.
"It... makes toast?"
"Yup!"
"...you sure you didn't just fix the toaster?"
"Nope!"
"..."
"What?"
"...you're going on a date with me."
Sunglasses proportional to your IQ
Recently, Donghae has been wearing sunglasses, and it bothers Henry somewhat. So he decides to ask Donghae about it.
"Well, recently Kyuhyun's been wearing them!" Donghae says. "I wanted people to stop thinking of me as stupid, so I thought if I imitated Kyuhyun..."
Henry sighs. "It's precisely reasons like this that people think of you as stupid, gege."
"...huh?"
Pink hair ribbons
Just for Kyuhyun, Kibum dresses up as a girl, complete with long hair and knee-length dress.
"Take a picture," Kibum scowls, looking away. "I'm never doing this again."
"What if I convince your agent to cast you as a lead female?"
"You wouldn't."
Kyuhyun smirks evilly. "Well, I beat him at Starcraft the other night, so he owes me."
"..."
"Still, it's missing something." Kibum frowns as Kyuhyun turns to his desk and begins to scrummage through his drawers, and ultimately he pulls out something pink. Kibum's eyes widen as Kyuhyun stands up and puts it in Kibum's hair.
"Perfect," Kyuhyun says, tying Kibum's hair into two neat pigtails with several pink ribbons.
Kibum scowls as Kyuhyun takes a picture of him with his phone.
"That better not go on Twitter," Kibum scowls.
"Too late."
"...fuck you, you owe me sex for this, later."
"Was planning on it anyway."
END
Pairings varied, ratings varied, enter at your own risk... though it's not too bad.
Hard
For a day, Yesung tries to amuse Kibum. He finds Kibum not playful enough, always too serious, and he doesn't like that. He personally blames Kibum's lack of group activities; though the group is always over scheduled, Yesung always finds their activities to cheer up even his most stressful of days.
Yesung attempts this in several ways. He puts on a comedy show, with Donghae. He bribes Ryeowook into acting cute for Kibum. He even makes his turtle tap dance - attempts to, anyway.
"This is hard," Yesung concludes at the end of his failed attempts, and he pouts before sitting next to Kibum on the couch.
Only then does Kibum smile.
"You're cute," is all Kibum says.
This is our time
There always seems to be someone around, and it annoys Donghae. What pisses him off more, though, is that Kibum doesn't seem to notice. Or maybe Kibum does, but doesn't want to do anything in getting rid of their unwanted company. Or maybe Kibum's purposely asking everyone to ruin their alone time. Or maybe Kibum just doesn't want to be alone with him because his feelings for Donghae have changed. Or wait, what if --
The door shuts.
"About damn time," Kibum remarks, turning to Donghae and frowning. "What's with that look? You know I couldn't kiss you how I'd like to, not with everyone watching."
"Oh."
Donghae curses his inner paranoia, but by the time Kibum's lips meet his, he forgets about it completely.
Eunhyuk
"Hyung, calm down, your temper's acting up again."
"I do not have a temper!"
"Right, and I believe in aliens."
"...was that sarcasm?"
"Not the point! Hyung, you're just over-thinking things, I promise."
"I'm not over-thinking! All you talk about is Hyuk this, Hyuk that - and not once do you ever talk about your love--"
"I do too! Just, not around you."
"And why not? It's nice to feel appreciated once in a while, you know?"
"Because... you're the one person who I thought didn't need their ego stroked."
"...oh."
"You know I love you, right?"
"...oh."
"Kangin."
"...right, I love you too Donghae."
Easy
Kangin smirks knowingly across the table, and it makes Yesung uneasy.
"Hey, what do you think?" Kangin asks, standing up and pointing down at his shirt. "Does it look okay?"
Yesung frowns. "Um... sure?"
"Ah, alright." Kangin pauses. "Hey, I heard you went on a hot date with some guy."
Yesung's eyes widen. "Um, not really, no."
"Would you like to?"
Yesung shrugs. "Your pick up lines are lame, Kangin. But yes, sure."
Kangin smirks.
That was easy.
Choosing a trophy
They both like Kyuhyun, not that this is peculiar, nor that this is any surprise at all. So Sungmin and Zhou Mi have a test of wits.
The winner, naturally, gets to ask Kyuhyun on a date.
The loser, gets free clothing as compensation.
It seems fair, until the two of them hit the mall to pick out their trophy. And by the end of the day, giving Kyuhyun up for the sake of a free article of clothing becomes a very tempting idea.
Heechul
Zhou Mi asks Donghae what he thinks of Heechul, and Donghae is all praises for his hyung, even though Zhou Mi thinks Donghae would give praises to any of his elders.
Donghae bounces the question back, and Zhou Mi shrugs. Heechul, it seems, is not his type.
"So who is your type?" Donghae asks, genuinely curious.
"Someone like you, I guess," Zhou Mi answers, honestly. Open-minded and cheerful, without the dash of obnoxiousness.
Donghae naturally takes this the wrong way, and repeats once more if he is really Zhou Mi's type.
"Oh," Zhou Mi says with a laugh, "Not like that. Well, maybe."
Donghae proposes a date to find out. Zhou Mi doesn't decline.
Let's run away and join the circus
Ryeowook accidentally drops Yesung's turtle into the toilet while trying to clean him. Kibum accidentally sits on Heechul's cat.
They both freak out and run into each other.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT," they yell into each other's faces, before bursting into laughter completely.
"You think our hyungs will notice?" Ryeowook asks, once they've shared their own tales.
"Probably." Kibum smiles. "We could always run away and join the circus."
"Or sell ourselves to the protection of our fans."
"Or go to dinner and momentarily forget this ever happened?"
"I'd like that."
Hip thrusts
The release of the Bonamana MV is the beginning of many fangirls' sexual frustrations, but no one is more sexually frustrated than Kibum. So after Donghae returns home one evening, and conveniently after Kibum has pressed replay on Youtube countless times to watch Donghae's hip thrusts, Donghae finds himself jumped and thrown into his own bed.
"Forget everything I said when we first started dating," Kibum growls, ripping off his shirt and joining Donghae on the bed. "You better fucking top me."
So Donghae does.
Perfume Scented Love Letters
Kyuhyun finds it strange to see Eunhyuk in the woman's department of the store, but he ignores it for the moment. But then it comes to him once more when he starts receiving perfume scented love letters, though it doesn't take long to figure out who they're from, not with Eunhyuk's initials at the bottom of each letter.
"That explains why I saw you sniffing perfumes," deduces Kyuhyun, acting as if he'd known all along.
"Well yes, but why were you at the woman's department?"
"Me?" Kyuhyun laughs. "I was trying to find acne creme."
Building a robot out of broken toasters
Henry is not sure why Donghae chooses him, of all people, to help him build robots out of broken toasters. Henry doesn't even expect Donghae to make a working robot, but somehow after a few hours Donghae manages to make one work.
"I don't believe you."
"But really, it works!"
"If it doesn't work," begins Henry, and he ponders it carefully, "If it doesn't work, you have to go out with me."
"Fine."
"...so what does it do?"
"Watch!" Donghae claps his hands once, and the lights of the robot immediately turn on. Henry is momentarily impressed, but not until he sees what the robot does.
"It... makes toast?"
"Yup!"
"...you sure you didn't just fix the toaster?"
"Nope!"
"..."
"What?"
"...you're going on a date with me."
Sunglasses proportional to your IQ
Recently, Donghae has been wearing sunglasses, and it bothers Henry somewhat. So he decides to ask Donghae about it.
"Well, recently Kyuhyun's been wearing them!" Donghae says. "I wanted people to stop thinking of me as stupid, so I thought if I imitated Kyuhyun..."
Henry sighs. "It's precisely reasons like this that people think of you as stupid, gege."
"...huh?"
Pink hair ribbons
Just for Kyuhyun, Kibum dresses up as a girl, complete with long hair and knee-length dress.
"Take a picture," Kibum scowls, looking away. "I'm never doing this again."
"What if I convince your agent to cast you as a lead female?"
"You wouldn't."
Kyuhyun smirks evilly. "Well, I beat him at Starcraft the other night, so he owes me."
"..."
"Still, it's missing something." Kibum frowns as Kyuhyun turns to his desk and begins to scrummage through his drawers, and ultimately he pulls out something pink. Kibum's eyes widen as Kyuhyun stands up and puts it in Kibum's hair.
"Perfect," Kyuhyun says, tying Kibum's hair into two neat pigtails with several pink ribbons.
Kibum scowls as Kyuhyun takes a picture of him with his phone.
"That better not go on Twitter," Kibum scowls.
"Too late."
"...fuck you, you owe me sex for this, later."
"Was planning on it anyway."
END