Oooh, lookit the important email the IRS sent me today!
You have get a Tax Refund on your Visa or MasterCard.
Complete the formular, and get your Tax Refund.
(Your Refund Amount Is $620.50)
Complete Formular
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Apparently I have get a refund! I just need to fill in the formular! AND the government is evidently saving my tax dollars by hiring the illiterate and firing the editors!
ETA: I've removed the clickable link, just in case anyone felt like completing the formular...