Why SNL still rocks
Jokes from last Saturday's Weekend Update:
"People in Cuba snatched up DVD players, pressure cookers, and other appliances on Tuesday as a variety of consumer products went on sale for the first time. Unfortunately, this is causing massive lines at Cuba's power outlet."
"In an interview in Vanity Fair magazine, Madonna criticizes New York City, saying that 'It doesn't feel alive, crackling with that synergy it had in the 1980s.'
Said New York City--"Right back at ya."
"A German priest has developed a plan to help his parisoners relax from the stress of everyday life by having them lie in an open grave...and once again, Germany has managed to out-German itself."
"A recent survey shows that the most popular name for a dog is 'Max,' while the least popular name is 'Osama Bin Sniffin.'"
"New York State is considering doubling its cigarette tax to three dollars which would make the cost of a cigarette pack in New York City almost nine dollars. Said smokers, 'Oh-My-God-That's-Outrageous-Okay-We'll-Pay-It.'"
"People in Cuba snatched up DVD players, pressure cookers, and other appliances on Tuesday as a variety of consumer products went on sale for the first time. Unfortunately, this is causing massive lines at Cuba's power outlet."
"In an interview in Vanity Fair magazine, Madonna criticizes New York City, saying that 'It doesn't feel alive, crackling with that synergy it had in the 1980s.'
Said New York City--"Right back at ya."
"A German priest has developed a plan to help his parisoners relax from the stress of everyday life by having them lie in an open grave...and once again, Germany has managed to out-German itself."
"A recent survey shows that the most popular name for a dog is 'Max,' while the least popular name is 'Osama Bin Sniffin.'"
"New York State is considering doubling its cigarette tax to three dollars which would make the cost of a cigarette pack in New York City almost nine dollars. Said smokers, 'Oh-My-God-That's-Outrageous-Okay-We'll-Pay-It.'"