Kittie Ruv Diet

Jun 26, 2008 21:41

I have taken it upon myself to invent a new panic summer bikini diet. I am tired of attempting to rest on my elbows and raise my legs at the same time. I'm tired of eating my Healthy Soup. I'm tired of lamenting my stomach. "damn you love handles!!!!!" I say, damn you!!!! to hell. with vigour. So anyways I made up a new plan for panic summer bikini diet and it is called the Kittie Ruv Diet. Results have not been proven, but it's a lot more rewarding. Spend some quality time with your Kittie 2-6 times a day. This completes the Ruv part. Soon you will see that you look excellent in your new black bandeau bikini top. Just, fabuluooosso.

Try it out! I might be on to something! 
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