I am intensely trying to find a means to get myself a fake ID, and just the sites that I have come upon that actually sell "novelty IDs" make me laugh in a George Orwell kind of way.
http://www.r-e-a-l-i-d.com/ just the fake identity of it all in order to get into forbidden places, it's all a bit 1984.
But I won't be carried off to the castle of Love or whatever it was in that book where the protagonist went.
anyways, I hope you all can marvel at the strangeness that I see.