How well do you know Gary's family? Take this simple quiz.
Dorothea is now:
(a) One year old.
(b) Baptized.
(c) Going to school.
(d) All of the above.
Correct answer is (d). Other acceptable answers include "sporting four teeth", "learning to navigate a spoon", "still not big enough for daddy's car seat", and "very affectionate towards her new baby doll".
Jacob is now:
(a) Three and a half.
(b) Smart and very cute.
(c) Still struggling with the whole potty thing.
(d) All of the above.
Correct answer is (d). Other acceptable answers include "Becca's boyfriend", "wanting to be a bat for Halloween", "using the games on his new kid's camera more than he's using the actual camera features" and "a royal pain in the patoots".
Alicia is now:
(a) Seeing more clients than ever before.
(b) Losing a bunch of weight.
(c) Finding a happy balance with the level of sorority business she is attending to.
(d) All of the above.
Correct answer is (d). Other acceptable answers include "feeling weird about not having Dorothea home", "happy to have completed her obligation as a milk source", and "very tired".
Gary is now:
(a) Releasing his first CD of orignal material in over 10 years.
(b) Leading the growth of the software company at a staggering pace.
(c) Averaging one photo shoot a week to significant critical acclaim.
(d) Dreaming.
Correct answer is (d). Other acceptable dreams include "mastering this parenting thing", "making ends meet", and "enjoying the harem, a LOT".
In reality, Gary is:
(a) President at the "day job" for over a quarter now.
(b) Playing in the pool league again.
(c) Very, very tired.
(d) All of the above.
Correct answer is (zzz).
New pictures of various family celebrations at:
http://garygen.myphotoalbum.com/view_album.php?set_albumName=album29