Finally the rush is over
That's not a good way to start off a journal, forgetting about it for a long time. But I think I have an excuse. This week was extremely hectic if not chaotic. I had 3 tests: anthropology, bio-lab, and calculus. Of which I think I did okay, probably best in anthropology because of the hot Dr. Crusher-look-a-like teacher. I also had a paper due for Thursday but it got extended to next Tuesday. I also have been planning my master revenge plan. To those of you who I talk to on a regular basis, it's my new cause (the first one which is getting Arnold into the Oval Office). I hope to have it ready soon so I can share it in here. I recently saw a commercial with Ken Jennings in it. Come on people, you're just encouraging him. Not to mention you're giving here more money than what he already has. Anyways I brought that up, to say this. Alex Trebek has gone insane. For those of you who don't know, he has this super-tournament of all the 5-day champions out of which the best two get to have the ultimate Jeopardy face-off against Ken Jennings. I think that he literally knows the all the answers (or questions) to everything in existence, and his brain has now become a black hole. You do have to wonder: Who is smarter Alex Trebek or Ken Jennings. To me that would be the ultimate Jeopardy face-off. If Alex Trebek has good recall skills then he is the best, but if he doesn't then Ken Jennings is the best. I was going to leave today with an inspiring proverb; but a few minutes ago I answered a question to which I think you would enjoy my answer, so I leave you today with this:
Do you want to marry a virgin?
Don’t really know how to answer that one. Agreeing that sex is an important aspect in a relationship, we can examine this further. On the one hand, you want a girl who doesn’t have a basis of comparison. On the other hand, you want someone who knows some tricks and make the experience more enjoyable. Then there is the whole issue on who is a virgin. I’m tired of those girls who say that they kind of are. WTF! If the girl has had a wanger in your hoo-hah (those are medical terms you don’t need to bother yourself with) then she is NOT a virgin, even if it was a little bit. Anyways, the question asked: Do you want to marry a virgin? Well, personally I don’t go around using that as a requirement. And how can you even tell? The girl could very easily lie to you and you wouldn’t know. Let’s face it, guys can’t tell if you’re a virgin or not. Seriously, the only evaluation system we guys have on “virginism” is the girl who wears skimpy clothing and has a new boyfriend each week, which we label a non-virgin (a.k.a. slut). But we don’t have a standard for a virgin. So why is anybody bothering themselves with the issue of “is this person a virgin or not”. Well let me as you this, “Do you not want to marry a non-virgin?” I don’t understand why there are so many people that need to “keep pure until marriage”; what the hell is this. Even if you do “keep pure” until marriage, what then? It’s not like you’re going to be a virgin for long after that, some people lose their virginity the first night they are married. (I’m also not a big fan of the term losing your virginity. Not like you’re going to find it again.) And what about marrying a divorcé? Is that anti-Christian? Get real. Virginity is about as useful as a trophy; it doesn’t do anything but when people ask you about it you can say you have it. Now I’m not advocating rampant sex, but if you do make sure to Use Protection.
Do you want to marry a virgin?
Don’t really know how to answer that one. Agreeing that sex is an important aspect in a relationship, we can examine this further. On the one hand, you want a girl who doesn’t have a basis of comparison. On the other hand, you want someone who knows some tricks and make the experience more enjoyable. Then there is the whole issue on who is a virgin. I’m tired of those girls who say that they kind of are. WTF! If the girl has had a wanger in your hoo-hah (those are medical terms you don’t need to bother yourself with) then she is NOT a virgin, even if it was a little bit. Anyways, the question asked: Do you want to marry a virgin? Well, personally I don’t go around using that as a requirement. And how can you even tell? The girl could very easily lie to you and you wouldn’t know. Let’s face it, guys can’t tell if you’re a virgin or not. Seriously, the only evaluation system we guys have on “virginism” is the girl who wears skimpy clothing and has a new boyfriend each week, which we label a non-virgin (a.k.a. slut). But we don’t have a standard for a virgin. So why is anybody bothering themselves with the issue of “is this person a virgin or not”. Well let me as you this, “Do you not want to marry a non-virgin?” I don’t understand why there are so many people that need to “keep pure until marriage”; what the hell is this. Even if you do “keep pure” until marriage, what then? It’s not like you’re going to be a virgin for long after that, some people lose their virginity the first night they are married. (I’m also not a big fan of the term losing your virginity. Not like you’re going to find it again.) And what about marrying a divorcé? Is that anti-Christian? Get real. Virginity is about as useful as a trophy; it doesn’t do anything but when people ask you about it you can say you have it. Now I’m not advocating rampant sex, but if you do make sure to Use Protection.