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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-791 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
garvelsnuff