May 21, 2005 09:49
Sucked, bad acting, bad acting, acting and did I mention, the acting sucked. The love scenes were so bad I wanted to walk out. The dialog was pre-pre-pre-adolescent, I had more fun chewing ice in this movie than watching it. "Oh Anakin". Padme/Amidala although stunning, looks like she is 12 years old, and this cowboy finds that a little creepy.
The main bad guy (lets just call him the Imperial Butt Wizard) boring and his acting sucks.
I did enjoy seeing (hearing) Darth Vader take his first breath and the light saber duels were good until the last one (contrived, too much dialog ("you were a brother to me".....give me a break!)
Don't waste your money on this one, I'm pissed that I payed to get in, George Lucas owes me big time.
This film was poo!