I should recieve the clutz of the year award

[garrett_cain]

I just finished holding court, took my robe off, tripped over it and broke my arm. So, I'm here at the hospital waiting for Mason to set my arm. And it's my right arm.

Honestly, I can't stop laughing at myself, or it could be from the drugs Mason gave me. Add this to my long list of injuries.

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[captain_moody]

You just have all the fun, don't you?

[garrett_cain]

Yes, I do!

[captain_moody]

But you really are okay, right?

[garrett_cain]

Yeah, I'm okay. I didn't hit my head or anything else important.

[captain_moody]

HA. At least you can still get into the hot pools, too.

[garrett_cain]

That I can!

[captain_moody]

My DG says to put fun-me in a plastic bubble so one of us stays factory.

I don't know what that means.

[garrett_cain]

That's two of us.

[captain_moody]

Now she wants to know who's going to do all your official writing?

[garrett_cain]

I have a secretary.

I really do and she's not Becky.

[captain_moody]

Why have I never met this lady? Do you not trust me with women?

[garrett_cain]

I don't have an answer for that. I trust you with women, it's me I don't trust.

Wait...

[captain_moody]

You said it. Not me.

[garrett_cain]

Becky is a saint.

[captain_moody]

She is.

So how did she end up settling on you?

[garrett_cain]

I don't deserve her, not after all the stuff I put her through after the eclipse.