I should recieve the clutz of the year award

[garrett_cain]

I just finished holding court, took my robe off, tripped over it and broke my arm. So, I'm here at the hospital waiting for Mason to set my arm. And it's my right arm.

Honestly, I can't stop laughing at myself, or it could be from the drugs Mason gave me. Add this to my long list of injuries.

Comments

[wyattjcain]

I shouldn't be laughing, but how many style points did you earn?

[oz_witches]

I was there! It was probably 8 points for style. I've never seen arms flail like that before.

[garrett_cain]

I reckon CC Ballet won't be calling on me for any auditions.

[oz_witches]

Just pictured you in tights with your arm in a sling...

Priceless.

[garrett_cain]

I would look good in tights.

[wyattjcain]

Oh, Saint Glinda, I can't get that image out of my head now.

[heartof_thezone]

You would.

[garrett_cain]

But I won't be graceful when it comes to ballet.

[heartof_thezone]

No, but I'll enjoy watching you try.

I can teach you a few stretches that are good for the butt

[garrett_cain]

With my luck, I'll accidently do a split and really hurt myself.

With as much sitting as I do, I need to exercise my butt.

[heartof_thezone]

Ha ha. I wouldn't let that happen.

[garrett_cain]

Good. I can handle a broken arm, but not a groin injury.

[heartof_thezone]

But think of all that physical therapy. The massages...

[garrett_cain]

Woman, you're getting the motor started with that kind of talk, despite the pain meds in my system.

[heartof_thezone]

Good thing I know how to drive a stick.

If I learned one thing from your wife... thinking about anything BUT being in the hospital makes you not think about being in the hospital.

[garrett_cain]

That's not helping.

That's all fine and all, but can we talk about something else, please? My nurse is young and I may embarrass her, or give her something to talk about.