I've notice several friends have done the letter to Santa so I had to do this one.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon
cat_of_dreams (65 points). In August, I rescued
leighblack from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I sacrificed
jordangirl to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (480 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
garretelliot
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