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ACTUALLY A UNIQUE SURVEY.:BASIC INFO:.NAME YOU GO BY:Jeff, Capps, Hunka hunka burnin love.... AGE:32 WHERE DO YOU LIVE? CITY/STATE:RVA DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?:nope HOW MANY CHILDREN?:2 WHAT KIND OF PET DO YOU HAVE?:cat and dog(adopted) DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR MOTHER?:yes HOW ABOUT YOUR FATHER?:yes AND YOUR SIBLINGS?:most of the time HAVE YOU EVER BEEN HOSPITALIZED?:yes IF YES, WHY?:cause I needed to be. gosh .:NOW ONTO THE GOODIES:.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?:Rocky Racoon WHY IS THIS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?:I love the Beatles, and it makes me laugh WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE (JUST ONE):Highlander WHY IS THIS YOUR FAVORITE?:Swords, Immortal, Kilts, Great music GIVE ME A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOUR LIFE COMPLETELY.:The Barney Song (I love you, You love me...) NAME ME 3 PRESIDENTS BEFORE JFK.:Washington, Jefferson, and Tyler BUSH SR. OR BUSH JR.?:Dumb or Dumber?... neither WHAT SOUTH PARK CHARACTER ARE YOU?:Cartman(I wish) WHAT SONG MAKES YOU CRY?:From Les Miserables (not sure of the name) WHAT MOVIE MOVES YOU?:Love Actually (I am a wuss, I know) DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE A CRUSH ON SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX?:no THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SAYING YES TO THE ABOVE QUESTION.DO YOU SWEAR IN FRONT OF YOUR PARENTS?:sometimes WHAT IS YOUR DRINK (ALCOHOLIC)?:Razmatini(ras Vodka, Chomborde, sour mix) WHAT IS YOU DRINK (NON-ALCOHOL)?:Choc Milk GIVE ME YOUR FAVE RESTAURANT.:Chilis WHAT IS YOUR DISH AT SAID RESTAURANT.:Chicken Ranch Sandwich EVERYONE HAS STOLEN SOMETHING. NAME SOMETHING YOU'VE STOLEN.:A hat from Disneyworld DO YOU COOK?:yes GIVE ME YOUR MOST EXTRAVAGENT LIE YOU'VE EVER USED.:I stabbed a guy. Twice. heheh HAVE YOU EVER GONE A DATE WITH SOMEONE YOU THOUGHT WAS REPULSIVE?:no NAME YOUR FAVORITE SNACK CAKE.:Fudge Rounds, and Oatmeal Pies HAVE YOU EVER LIED TO GET OUT OF GOING SOMEWHERE?:ofcourse .:ARE YOU GETTING TIRED YET?:.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE RADIO STATION AND WHAT CITY DOES IT SERVE?:102.1 RVA (EITM) and 98.9 liberty RVA WHAT KIND OF STATION IS IT? (WHAT KIND OF MUSIC OR TOPICS?):102(EITM), 98 everything, or "anything" DO YOU OWN A DIGITAL CAMERA? HOW MANY PIXELS?:yes, not sure FAVORITE SCENT OF CANDLE.:cinnamon FAVORITE NASCAR DRIVER. (OR AT LEAST NAME ONE):duh huh NAME THE JUDGES ON AMERICAN IDOL.:Paula, Randy, and Simon ARE YOU REGISTERED TO VOTE?:yes DO YOU VOTE?:yes HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ARRESTED?:yes WHAT WAS THE REASON FOR YOUR LAST PULL-OVER?:Truped up harrasment charges(thanks to ex wife) HAVE YOU CRIED TO GET OUT OF A TICKET?:nope HAVE YOU EATED OR DRANK SOMETHING IN A SUPERMARKET AND NOT PAID FOR IT?:nope HOW LOUD ARE YOUR HEADPHONES? (ALL THE WAY UP OR MODERATE):almost all the way up SERIOUSLY, THERE IS NO RHYME OR REASON FOR THIS QUIZIF YOU SMOKE, WHAT'S YOUR BRAND.:Jack Lights IF YOU DON'T SMOKE, GIVE ME YOUR #1 REASON YOU DON'T.:I do HOW OFTEN DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?:never WHAT CD IS IN YOUR CD PLAYER RIGHT THIS SECOND?:don't have one(drive a work van) WHAT CAR DO YOU OWN? (OR AT LEAST DRIVE):Own = Mazda MPV, and Honda Civic; Drive = Chevy Astro work van WHAT WAS THE LAST SHOW YOU WATCHED ON TV?:24 WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED IN THE THEATRE?:not sure IF THE SKY COULD BE A DIFFERENT COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU WANT IT TO BE?:orange HAVE YOU PLAYED IN THE RAIN IN THE PAST TWO YEARS?:yes DO YOU HAVE STRETCH MARKS?:no comment ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?:nope DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS? AND HAVE YOU EVER SAW ONE?:yes and no HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU GET AT NIGHT?:4-6 DO YOU TAKE A NAP ONCE A DAY?:I wish WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE DAVE CHAPPELL CHARACTER?:Rick James bitch WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNL CHARACTER?:John Belushi's Samurai NAME ME 3 HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS.:Ron, Jenni, and Nearly Headless Nick WHAT CHARACTER IN TV OR MOVIES IS JUST LIKE YOU.:Matt Jansen (Vince Vieluf's character from Grind) WHAT CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?:Neo sounds good (sorry Jay, but good choice) PRO-LIFE OR PRO-CHOICE?:pro-choice WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GREW UP AT AGE 5?:a cop or fireman HOW ABOUT AT 15?:a cop or fireman AND NOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??:a cop or fireman in a movie WHAT SPORT DO YOU FOLLOW?:Football, boxing(loosely), and Hockey(also loosely) WHAT SPORT DO YOU HATE?:Baseball NOW, NAME 3 PLAYERS IN THE SPORT YOU HATE.:Darryl Strawberry, Babe Ruth, Mark Macguire YOU HAVE 10 MILLION DOLLARS (PRETEND I GAVE IT TO YOU)WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU BUY?:A monster truck for Fawn WHAT CHARITY DO YOU GIVE TO (IF ANY)?:Irish Romance (heheh) BESIDES YOURSELF, WHO ELSE IN YOUR LIFE WILL BENEFIT FROM YOUR MONEY?:Family and Friends WHAT ONE THING WOULD YOU SPLURGE ON THAT YOU DON'T NEED, BUT ALWAYS WANTED:A motorcycle HAVE YOU ALREADY THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE THIS SURVEY?:yes CAN YOU HANDLE MORE QUESTIONS?DO YOU THINK MASTERBATION IS WRONG?:not at all DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE SHOULD BE SPAYED OR NEUTERED?:pro-choice INTERRATIAL COUPLES..YAY OR NAY?:yay DO YOU THINK THAT GAY PEOPLE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO GET MARRIED?:yes, but not if it leads to fuckin sheep HAVE YOU EVER PROTESTED ANYTHING?:probably IF YES, WHAT?:whatever IF YOU COULD GET FREE PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD YOU GET DONE?:I would get a chin, maybe IS RACISM ALIVE TODAY?:yep HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON SOMEONE?:yep WHAT DO YOU THINK IS A GOOD REASON FOR DIVORCE?:adultry, abuse, adultry, attempted murder, oh and did I say adultry heheh DO YOU THINK THAT HUSBANDS GET THE RAW DEAL OR THE WIVES?:depends on the amount of lube and who is doing the pushing. ;) WHAT ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX ARE YOU JEALOUS ABOUT?:the ease of masturbation WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR?:a few months ago WHY DID YOU GO?:my back WHERE IN YOUR HOUSE DO YOU USUALLY EAT?:kitchen or den, sometimes in my office DO YOU USE COASTERS?:nope APPROXIMATELY, HOW MANY BOOKS HAVE YOU READ IN YOUR LIFETIME?:5 or 6. not really sure, there have been so many DO YOU OWN A DVR?:nope IF YES, WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU RECORDED.:I said no WHEN DID YOU LISTEN TO YOUR LAST CASSETTE TAPE?:a while back CAN YOU DANCE??:can a penguin waddle? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON WELFARE?:does WIC count? DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BRIDGE CARD IS?:yes TELL ME A JOKE:What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino! WHAT COLOR IS YOUR SHEET ON YOUR BED?:Maroon WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?:a meal at bullets Take this survey | Find more surveys
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