HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TWO OF THE BEST PEOPLE EVER
Once upon a time and by that I mean now, in a far, far away land and by that I mean far from the center of the universe, which is obviously the tri-state area, there were are two girls basically made of awesome.
They are gorgeous, truly fantastic creatures who bring sparkles and joy and gay porn to fangirls and boys everywhere. And on this most glorious of days, November 18th, these two girls were born.
Obviously it should be declared a national holiday. Are you listening, Obama?
…Okay, methinks he’s not, because I still have work in the morning. BUT that does not negate the fact that today is a day of celebration. It is, after all, jblostfan16’s and jellytea’s birthdays!!! Congrats, girls. You have survived Kendall/Carlos/James/Logan’s faces for another year. This is a feat that daunts even the hardiest of folk, but you have managed, and thusly you deserve to party hard.
I expect to hear reports
of drinking:
and glitter and more drinking:
and boys (or girls!)
come the weekend! Have fun! Go wild! Do whatever you feel like!
Because you can! Your birthday is the one day a year where you can do whatever the fuck you want! Remember:
AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUYS!!!
They are gorgeous, truly fantastic creatures who bring sparkles and joy and gay porn to fangirls and boys everywhere. And on this most glorious of days, November 18th, these two girls were born.
Obviously it should be declared a national holiday. Are you listening, Obama?
…Okay, methinks he’s not, because I still have work in the morning. BUT that does not negate the fact that today is a day of celebration. It is, after all, jblostfan16’s and jellytea’s birthdays!!! Congrats, girls. You have survived Kendall/Carlos/James/Logan’s faces for another year. This is a feat that daunts even the hardiest of folk, but you have managed, and thusly you deserve to party hard.
I expect to hear reports
of drinking:
and glitter and more drinking:
and boys (or girls!)
come the weekend! Have fun! Go wild! Do whatever you feel like!
Because you can! Your birthday is the one day a year where you can do whatever the fuck you want! Remember:
AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUYS!!!