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I am in the strangest mood tonight. Here, have more conversations:
Me: Yeah, the only Miss Universe contestants I saw were like, Miss USA and like, Venezuela.
Mom: I didn't see Miss USA.
Me: They had some article on aol about her because they did body paint promos.
Mom: -makes a face-
Me: Hey, body paint is cool.
Mom: Of course you would say that.
Me: What? Why?
Mom: When you were three, you used to walk around painting yourself. Other kids colored on paper, on the walls. You liked to paint all over yourself. -under her breath- Not just at three, actually.
Me: -thinks about it- Okay, that's valid.
Me: But donner party jokes are always better because they involve cannibalism.
D-Woww: you involve cannibalism
Me: Yeah, the only Miss Universe contestants I saw were like, Miss USA and like, Venezuela.
Mom: I didn't see Miss USA.
Me: They had some article on aol about her because they did body paint promos.
Mom: -makes a face-
Me: Hey, body paint is cool.
Mom: Of course you would say that.
Me: What? Why?
Mom: When you were three, you used to walk around painting yourself. Other kids colored on paper, on the walls. You liked to paint all over yourself. -under her breath- Not just at three, actually.
Me: -thinks about it- Okay, that's valid.
Me: But donner party jokes are always better because they involve cannibalism.
D-Woww: you involve cannibalism