Entertaining Aim Convos
All names have been removed for the protection of those involved.
But Dora and I have interesting conversations.
(12:52:44 AM): so while i was drinking last night
fairytalesxlie (12:52:52 AM): all good stories start like that.
fairytalesxlie (12:52:58 AM): it's like this one time at band camp
(12:53:00 AM): we were talking about corona
(12:53:08 AM): and i was like "I CAN DEEPTHROAT A CORONA BOTTLE!"
fairytalesxlie (12:53:17 AM): *cracks up*
fairytalesxlie (12:53:23 AM): I totally forgot about that.
fairytalesxlie (12:53:33 AM): It's definitely a skill set.
(12:53:42 AM): thats what the guys i told said :p
fairytalesxlie (1:11:54 AM): today I was jet skiing. Tomorrow I shall possibly jet ski some more.
(1:11:59 AM): lol
fairytalesxlie (1:12:01 AM): Riding the last days of summer, man.
(1:12:03 AM): hard life
fairytalesxlie (1:12:07 AM): oh yeah
(1:12:08 AM): who are you riding?
fairytalesxlie (1:12:21 AM): well, I wish I was riding Nick Jonas, to be honest.
(1:12:27 AM): lol DISTURBED!!!
fairytalesxlie (1:12:28 AM): ;p
fairytalesxlie (1:12:52 AM): you feel the same way about errrrric
(1:13:03 AM): yes but he's over the age of consent :p
(1:13:10 AM): and has a huge cock
fairytalesxlie (1:13:19 AM): hey, Nicky J is seventeen this month
(1:13:23 AM): lol
(1:13:34 AM): but does he have a huge cock? :p
fairytalesxlie (1:14:08 AM): probably not, but those jeans of theirs are so tight you can't tell anything. it's beyond emphasizing; it's squeezing.
(1:14:30 AM): lol
fairytalesxlie (1:14:31 AM): anyways, it won't matter if I get him and joe in bed together.
(1:14:33 AM): lol
fairytalesxlie (1:14:46 AM): then you get two cocks! and by you, I mean me!
(1:14:59 AM): yah but i bet eric knows how to use his :p
(1:22:38 AM): it's because you're so disturbed
fairytalesxlie (1:22:45 AM): and lovin' it.
(1:23:43 AM): lol
(1:24:29 AM): my friend asked what i thought of vests, and i told him only gay guys where them, and he goes so i shouldn't start a vest trend and i go "no the gays have already done that!"
fairytalesxlie (1:24:45 AM): and the jonas brothers
fairytalesxlie (1:24:48 AM): they wear vests
(1:24:58 AM): lol
fairytalesxlie (1:25:00 AM): and david henrie on wizards of waverly place
(1:25:01 AM): like i said
(1:25:03 AM): them gays
fairytalesxlie (1:25:06 AM): so technically disney started a trend
fairytalesxlie (1:25:13 AM): yes, but they keep it in the family, so it's okay
fairytalesxlie (1:25:17 AM): yay inbreeding!
(1:25:23 AM): i told him that the joe bros where vests and he's like "yah no, nevermind, no vests"
fairytalesxlie (1:25:28 AM): lol
fairytalesxlie (1:25:41 AM): I can't imagine why
(1:29:47 AM): cassie
(1:29:49 AM): i am disturbed
fairytalesxlie (1:29:51 AM): why?
fairytalesxlie (1:30:03 AM): so serious, ma'am
(1:30:15 AM): i told --- that a friend had an obssession with joe jonas and it disturbed me(1:30:19 AM): and do you know what he said?
fairytalesxlie (1:30:23 AM): no clue
fairytalesxlie (1:30:31 AM): is he obsessed with joe too?
(1:30:44 AM): "he is attractive, he's kinda like a young jared leto, with nicer hair"
fairytalesxlie (1:30:48 AM): lol
fairytalesxlie (1:30:53 AM): oh shit, I can't stop laughing
fairytalesxlie (1:31:05 AM): I take it back, keep banging him. He's a keeper.
Okay, so they're all fairly jobro centric. I can't help it. I'm obsessed. I need help. Hot boy rehabilitation.
I also need sex.
Just for the record.
And now I need to go to sleep, because I'm going jet skiing at like, nine. In the morning.
An hour I didn't know existed prior to today.